Ho or Skank: you decide
This is going to be a regular feature here on Glosslip and we are hoping someday there will be more than six of you reading the site, so in the meantime, you six go crazy voting!
Skank- according to a variety of sources, a skank essentially means a person who displays unfavorable behavior or is otherwise repugnant and gross.
ie., Wow, Britney Spears isn’t wearing underwear in public again, what a skank.
Ho - short for whore, is a bit more complicated and can simply mean a person who has sex for money, but can also mean someone who is willing to exchange the use of their body, values and beliefs for material goods and possessions.
ie., Paris Hilton does it in the butt for coke, what a low rent ho!
Then there are the special circumstances, wherein a person possesses a full spectrum of qualities that together makes them a skanky-ho.
ie., Holy fo shizzle to the highest power, Ice T’s wife Coco, is some kind of skanky ho, yo!
So what does that make Courtney Love? Best known for being Kurt Cobain’s widow, a drug addict, a brilliant actress in roles most like her real-life persona, a unique and powerful singer/songwriter, and lastly, a deranged lunatic with a wildly erratic appearance.
Um, I don’t see the need for putting up a poll, you can just say ho, skank or skanky-ho in the comments. It’s cool.
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“Paris Hilton does it in the butt for coke, what a low rent ho!”
You can get coke for that? Now you tell me.
Comment by Las Vegas Coke Whore — February 5, 2007 @ 3:16 am
I wish I knew for certain, but rumor has it….you can. But only if you are using Paris Hilton’s butt. Like, for example, my butt will only get you powdered sugar cut with baking soda.
Which is great for baking cookies, not so great for a buzz.
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 5, 2007 @ 10:30 am
“my butt will only get you powdered sugar cut with baking soda.”
You really shouldn’t post info like that on the Internet. Your in-box is going to be filled with offers from straight pastry chefs.
Comment by Las Vegas Coke Whore — February 6, 2007 @ 2:15 am
Sure beats getting your out-box filled with some undesirable foreign objects .
Comment by D-Bomb — February 6, 2007 @ 10:56 am
hehe, d-Bomb you minx you!!
Straight pastry chefs – are there such things?
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 6, 2007 @ 1:28 pm