Is Herpetic Hilton Finally Done?
Oh sweet mother of mercy could all my dreams of hope, happiness and hypocrisy finally be coming true?
Is it possible that the backlash and furor over Paris Hilton caught on tape using racial and bigoted remarks be enough to crush her, once and for all? It seems there is a movement mounting to have her lose her lucrative product endorsement contracts over her use of words beginning with “n” and some ending in “aggot” that are hurtful to African Americans and those seeking to enjoy a peaceful and hate-free alternative lifestyle.
The leaders at GLAAD (Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) have asked Paris to show accountability for her vicious and hateful remarks. GLADD President Neil G. Guiliano released this statement on the organization website.
“When Paris Hilton utters these words into a camera, it creates a permanent record that — regardless of when it occurred and because it has been made public — she must bear responsibility for. These are not frivolous words, and to use them as if they are gives tacit sanction to the racism and homophobia they engender. Hilton has an obligation to go on the record, explain herself, and publicly apologize to the LGBT and African American communities and all those offended by these slurs.”
I am still waiting for that bitch to apologize for the 12 minutes of my time she wasted while I watched her get “f–ked in the butt for coke.” I mean DAMN, someone needs to pay for that kind of pointlessness.
Paris has expressed “regrets” for her mean and tasteless comments. Regrets? Isn’t that something you express when you can’t make it to a party, or perhaps, that one-night stand you had with the guy who had a lisp? Yeah, regrets really isn’t the right tone you want to strike for offending a group of people who are really getting fed up with being offended and insulted.
But hell, what do I know? I have regrets too. I regret that Paris Hilton wasn’t given tainted coke laced with arsenic. I also really regret she wasn’t infected with something worse that herpes, like a feverish case of ebola. Yes, that would have made my regrets just disappear. Sort of like we all hope Paris does after this regrettable incident.
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On the one hand, I do want her to just go away. She’s about as useless as they come.
On the other, whacking her around is so damn much fun. My life would be a sadder place if I never got to hear you say, “Paris is a bitch” ever again.
I’ll tell you… if she can overcome this gaffe, Michael Richards, Mel Gibson, and the Republican Party should hire Paris as a consultant because that will be truly amazing.
Comment by DJRadiohead — February 8, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
She shall overcome, and then the ghost of MLK will rise up and strike her dead.
Comment by Dawn — February 8, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
I’m sorry, but I just laughed and laughed when I heard that these organizations want her to apologize. Come on people, this is Paris Hilton. She’s never apologized for a single thing she’s ever done in her life. Do they really think she’s going to say “I’m sorry”? Will they want her to talk to African American community leaders like they did with Michael Richards? Will GLAAD tell her to go into counseling like Isaiah Washington? She will never do any of these things because she doesn’t give a shit.
Comment by Kaonashi — February 8, 2007 @ 11:40 pm
Um WSP, allow me to be the first to say: Go Away.
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 9, 2007 @ 11:28 am
WSP – You are giving the white race a bad name.
Considering that we all got off the ark together with Noah, you really don’t have any room to talk.
Your obviously a loser with out any brains. And don’t try to quote the bible to support your racist views as most of the bible was written by Hebrews. (who by the way, incase you didn’t know, aren’t white)
Can’t we all just get along. If you Love the world, then love its people.
Comment by nel — February 9, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
That wonky eye tart needs to die.
Comment by garpantara — February 14, 2007 @ 11:28 pm