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02/12/2007 (4:32 pm)

Anna Nicole’s Refrigerator Contents

annafridge2.JPGThe fact that I just wrote that title signals the end of days.  How far have we sunk as a society when a person’s refrigerated consumables are plastered all over the internet?  HOW FAR I ASK YOU!!!

Clearly, from the verified and documented photo, we now know the following things about Anna Nicole Smith:

*She was a health nut. Slimfast is the most nutritious stuff on earth.  Heck, my kids live on the stuff and look at them.  All forty-two inches and six pounds of them.

*Anna had sophisticated taste in condiments.  Only high-class people use French’s Worcestershire sauce and spray butter to season their methadone.

*Anna was the pinnacle of temperance. What’s that, about one quart of methadone?  I didn’t even know they made them in sizes that small. 

These photos were taken of Anna’s bedroom refrigerator from her home in the Bahamas.

Honestly, I don’t see what all the fuss is about, on any given day you could find a gallon of cheap vodka, an empty pizza box and a pre-mixed Molotov cocktail in my fridge.  And that’s what I like to call “breakfast.”

Posted by D
Filed under: Anna Nicole

8 Comments

  1. “How far have we sunk as a society when a person’s refrigerated consumables are plastered all over the internet? HOW FAR I ASK YOU!!!”

    All the way down to the vegetable crisper. THAT’S HOW FAR I THINK WE’VE SUNK, DAWN!!

    Comment by Matthew T. "Matt" Sussman — February 12, 2007 @ 8:18 pm

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  2. Made me look. I knew it was ‘you’. But still here I am.

    Comment by Jewels — February 13, 2007 @ 12:24 am

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  3. Oh, you don’t want to be at the bottom of my vegetable crisper, that’s for damn sure.

    Primordial sludge may be in the process of evolving down there.

    Comment by dmdo1016 — February 13, 2007 @ 8:06 am

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  4. Jewels,

    I am sorry I made you look. Will I ever be forgiven?

    Comment by dmdo1016 — February 13, 2007 @ 8:08 am

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  5. Postpartum depression induced suicide? Thats a lot of slimfast for somebody planning on kicking the bucket.

    Comment by Curious Gorge — February 14, 2007 @ 12:45 am

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  6. Her fridge was an installation space for undiscovered cutting edge contemporary art.

    Speaking of which, her house has been ransacked and the paintings she produced while pregnant with Daniellyn might just be the most valuable things taken. Mark my words: a retrospective is bound to happen soon at the MOMA.

    Read my Anna Nicole tribute at

    http://artswipe.blogspot.com

    Love, Artswipe
    (Uber-famous blog from Sydney Australia)

    Comment by The Artswipe — February 14, 2007 @ 4:02 am

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  7. “Hey Mom, can I go to Mrs. Olsens house for breakfast?”

    Comment by D-Bomb — February 16, 2007 @ 10:58 am

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  8. Apparently Anna Nicole Smith named Howard K. Stern as the father of her baby daughter because she could not get anyone else who agreed to be the phony father. She tried to name G. Ben Thompson but he declined. So Anna Nicole Smith did not have a choice but to go with the crooked and the murderer of her own son to be the nominal father of her own daughter. She probably needed a bag full of Methadone and other narcotic drugs to get over this hideous act. (remember, she always suspected that Howard K. Stern caused her son’s death)

    Comment by daniel smith — March 21, 2007 @ 7:35 pm

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