Howard K. Stern Confession? “I just want her to be with Daniel”
Okay, maybe it’s a stretch to assume that Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyer/hanger-on Howard K. Stern is confessing in this latest taped interview for ET. Reports state the Stern stands to earn more than a million dollars for a series of interviews he will be giving Entertainment Tonight - all set to air over the next week. Because why should the tacky and tawdry drama end with Anna’s death?
On the video, Stern, face in hands, tears streaming down his face blubbers on about Anna.
“I just want them to pray for Anna. I just want them to pray that she’s safe, that she’s happy, that she’s with Daniel. I just want her to be with Daniel and I hope that their happy, and wherever she is, and for everything that she’s been dragged through out here, in this life that wasn’t fair. She’s such a wonderful person.”
Apparently the interview follows Stern as he travels from Florida to the Bahamas to retrieve Dannielynn, the five-month old daughter of Anna Nicole Smith. Stern claims he is the father, as do about seven hundred other nutjobs. I am pretty sure at this point, that Dannielynn is the next messiah, but I am not sure how we are going to obtain God’s DNA. I bet the Supreme Court will get to the bottom of it. Those guys are like superheroes or something.
Stern was reportedly being questioned again by the Bahamian police in their investigation into the death of Anna’s son Daniel, who died last September from an apparent accidental drug overdose. A deadly cocktail of anti-depressants and methadone were found in his system which lead to the 21 year-old’s sudden death. A witness is prepared to testify that they saw Stern give Daniel methadone shortly before his death, and then flush the drugs down the toilet after Daniel died. They also state he was seen rubbing hands his together, head back, laughing manically and saying something about “my plans for world domination are almost complete.”
That last part may or may not be accurate.
And because you’ve hung in this far, the latest nonsense to come out of this unfathomable scenario is Trimspa President Alex Goen is claiming that Anna would have been in “violation” of her contract for having rival diet product, SlimFast in her possession. This shocking allegation comes from pictures obtained showing the contents of Anna Nicole’s refrigerator. Too bad she’s DEAD dude. Unless of course they drag her corpse to court. Corpse Court?
Lastly, the only plausible thing I have read in all of this ridiculousness is that Anna may have died from an infection that ravaged her body after having plastic surgery to correct some issues with her breast implants. Anna complained of “flu-like” symptoms during the week leading up to her death and supposedly was suffering from a fever as high as 103 the night before she suddenly died. The article gives some details about post-surgery complications:
Adverse reactions to surgery could become serious; there are numerous documented cases of seizures, heart attacks and high fevers leading to death. Recent published research shows that inflammation caused by common respiratory and urinary tract infections like bronchitis, pneumonia and cystitis, may contribute to in increased risk of heart attack and stroke, and the greatest risk is in the earliest stages of infection.
So if you add it all up; the antibiotics, the painkillers, plastic surgery - it makes a lot of sense.
And the term “makes a lot of sense” shouldn’t even be eligible for this whole mess.
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Maybe it was Howard’s slimfast. Innocent until proven guilty.
Comment by Red_Door — February 13, 2007 @ 10:13 am
I am still betting that the baby was Daniel’s and they both died of embarassment from having an inbred little kid.
Comment by FilteringCraig — February 13, 2007 @ 10:16 am
Real nice Craig, speaking like that about Anna. Sheesh, what are you related to her or something?
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 13, 2007 @ 10:40 am
I wonder if the police have tested every glass Anna drank our of during her stay at the hotel, to see if there were traces of methadone in them. Perhaps someone, and by someone I mean Howard K. Stern, was adding some to her drinks.
Comment by Jennifer — February 13, 2007 @ 10:48 am
sure its a stretch, but hey if it helps you get more web hits to sell more ads, stretch on!
Comment by ben — February 13, 2007 @ 11:46 am
“and by someone I mean Howard K. Stern, ”
lolz
Comment by Michael — February 13, 2007 @ 12:16 pm
I agree Jennifer, it does seem way too odd that a person who supposedly cared so much about Anna, also made sure she was well supplied with drugs.
And Ben, that’s a huge DUH. Haven’t you ever read a celebrity gossip site? It’s not like we are going to win a Pulitzer. It’s called “en-ter-tain-ment” based on rumors and conjecture. Sheesh.
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 13, 2007 @ 2:20 pm
Never mind that - I’M THE FATHER!
Comment by Katfish — February 13, 2007 @ 3:52 pm
Artswipe’s prediction: Stern killed Daniel. He killed Anna Nicole. He organised the ransacking of the house (as a lawyer, he knows it’s important to place assets - especially legal documents!!! - in deep freeze - and I don’t mean near the contents of her fridge). Don’t let him near Daniellynn. Sadly, who knows her fate!
Read my stirring tribute to Anna Nicole, the mos important artist of her generation:
http://artswipe.blogspot.com
The Artswipe x x
Comment by The Artswipe — February 14, 2007 @ 4:07 am
Artswipe’s prediction: Stern killed Daniel. He killed Anna Nicole. He organised the ransacking of the house (as a lawyer, he knows it’s important to place assets - especially legal documents!!! - in deep freeze - and I don’t mean near the contents of her fridge). Don’t let him near Daniellynn. Sadly, who knows her fate!
Read my stirring tribute to Anna Nicole, the most important artist of her generation:
http://artswipe.blogspot.com
The Artswipe x x
Comment by The Artswipe — February 14, 2007 @ 4:07 am
HOWARD MY HEAR GOES OUT TO YOU. THE LAST TIME I FELT SUCH A LOSS WAS MY MOM FROM CANCER AND DIANA. PLEASE FIGHT THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE TO RAISE YOUR BABY! YOU HAVE TOO HOWARD FOR ANNA AS WELL AS YOUR BABY. DO NOT LET BIRKHEAD OR THE MOTHER AROUND THE BABY AS WELL AS THE OTHER LEACHES THAT ONLY WANT TO USE THE BABY AS AN A.T.M. MACHINE. MY HEART TRUELY GOES OUT TO YOU HOWARD. I’M SO GLAD YOU AND ANNA HAD EACH OTHER.
Comment by george karvasales — February 14, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU HOWARD. PLEASE YOU HAVE THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE FOR YOUR BABY. YOU HAVE TO KEEP ANNAS WISHES FOR WHAT SHE WANTED. KEEP THE MONEY GRUBBERS AWAY FROM THE BABY. BIRKHEAD ONLY WANTS THE BABY TO USE AS AN A.T.M. MACHINE. THE LAST TIME I HAD THIS SICK FEELING FOR SUCH A LOS WAS WHEN DIANA DIED AND MY MOM FROM CANCER. THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE. I’M NOT A STONG PERSON EITHER. MY BEST WISHE’S I HOPE COME TRUE FOR YOU HOWARD.
Comment by george karvasales — February 14, 2007 @ 3:29 pm
Howard K. Stern is a total fraud. It does make sense that he would be involved in the Smith Deaths (both of them). I’m not buying that phony, crocodile teared, transparent, money making video interview of him allegedly grieving over Anna. Who could be stupid enough to not see through his fakeness? That was pathetic.
As for you George, everyone wants the baby for an ATM machine. Look how many people are claiming to be the dad–if even only for 5 min. of fame. I don’t think Stern has a sick feeling. Actually, he is probably overjoyed about the million he’s making off of his pathetic performance.
Comment by mikki — February 14, 2007 @ 5:03 pm
I am convinced that Howard K Stern had something sinister to do with the deaths of both ANS and her son. Each time I’ve seen the replay of his grief-stricken blubbing on the ‘plane to the Bahamas and as he trawls the trashed house they shared there, it plays out like a cheap, Columbo-type drama - he’s just not convincing!
I think the investigations will reveal that he did, indeed, play some part in their deaths. If he loved her as much as he claims, why in God’s name didn’t he try to clean her up and get her into some kind of drug/psychological therapy instead of flaunting her in front of the cameras when she could hardly put one leg in front of the other and slurred and drooled like a dope-head? It’s incomprehesible! I think time will prove that he’s up to his neck in it!
Comment by rudi — February 15, 2007 @ 12:21 am
I am certainly not condeming or condoning Howard’s actions or lack of action regarding Anna’s drug usage or how she acquired them. Anyone who has a substance addiction will get what they want however they can get it. It is very hard to help someone who doesn’t want to be helped. Maybe he was trying to be vigilant and thus explaining the nurse that was with ANS at the time of her death.
Comment by D-Bomb — February 16, 2007 @ 10:55 am
leave howard k. stern alone…
i’m in love with the man and i think that
he is HOT…
Comment by a — February 23, 2007 @ 1:04 am
look anyone that followes the show knew if howard didnt go along with what ever she said he was out(
the time they were out to eat and she was puking in bathroom) he in my impression was bezazzled by her
he wasnt in control of her she was of him i dont understand in birkman is the father thebirht certicate says he is …i hope he doesnt hand her over to that guy…(thats why anna was marring stern
larry birkman is a leeech i dont buy the hero crap.
he is acting and he wants money (stern on the other hand realyy loved her your in prayers mr stern
Comment by tami — February 23, 2007 @ 11:03 am
HOWARD K STERN IS A SINISTER PEOPLE(POSSIBLE MURDER) JUST WE HAVE TO WATCHED HIS FACE….AND YOU PEOPLE WHOM SUPPORTING HIM W’LL BE BURNED IN HELL WITH HIM.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOURS LAST NAMES…. MAY BE… ARE YOU BELONG TO THE JEWESS BROTHERHOOD ??? I’M NOT RACIST BUT EVERY BODY KNOWS THAT THE JEWESS COMUNITY ARE ALWAYS VERY CLOUSER TO HELPING PEOPLE FROM THEIRE FRATERNITY.
THIS TIME NOBODY W’LL CAN HELP TO HIM. LITTLE BY LITTLE HE IS GOING TO FALL DAWN.
Comment by nao — March 14, 2007 @ 7:01 am
Apparently Anna Nicole Smith named Howard K. Stern as the father of her baby daughter because she could not get anyone else who agreed to be the phony father. She tried to name G. Ben Thompson but he declined. So Anna Nicole Smith did not have a choice but to go with the crooked and the murderer of her own son to be the nominal father of her own daughter. She probably needed a bag full of Methadone and other narcotic drugs to get over this hideous act. (remember, she always suspected that Howard K. Stern caused her son’s death)
Comment by lauren mendes — March 21, 2007 @ 7:29 pm