Britney Spears Shaves Head after 24-Hour Rehab Stint
At the request of friends and family, popstar Britney Spears apparently checked into the Crossroads rehab facility in Antigua two days ago. The facility was founded by rocker Eric Clapton who kicked his drug habits years ago and founded the facility to help others.
“Others” not being drunk whores who don’t have the ability to commit themselves to a rehab program for more than 24 hours, as Britney checked out the following day, refusing to stay.
Sources say Britney is on her way back to Los Angeles, and a rep for Britney could not be reached for comment.
I wonder what reasons Britney will have for not staying at the facility.
Not enough Cheetos? No Pabst Blue Ribbon? No vomit clean-up detail? She was expected to bathe? Wear underwear? Your guess is as good as mine, but none as good as the logic of an adult mother of two who can’t figure out that rehab is NOT a vacation. Dumb ho’s gonna lose those kids to a dumb - ass.
All of this comes on the heels of public pleas by those close to her, and those once close to her, to get help for her out-of-control partying.Â
Justin Timberlake made a not-so-disguised statement to Britney while during an appearance in London at the Brit Awards:
“Stop drinking! You know who you are. I’m speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy. OK! magazine is going to say something bad about you.”
And Britney’s former assistant of 10 years, Felicia Culotta released a very emotional and public statement addressing her concerns for Britney:
“We, as her family and nearest and dearest, not on the payroll anymore, are doing everything in our power to get help for Britney. I cannot save her from herself, nor can I commit her to any type of treatment program against her wishes and will.”
It is believed that Britney’s mother is behind this effort and that an intervention was staged to convince Britney to enter rehab. Rumors are also circulating that Britney isn’t attending to her children as she should, and has once again made dangerous carseat mistakes with her youngest, having his carseat facing forward while driving.
I am at a loss for words. On one hand I would really like to see Britney pull her head directly out of her ass and get her crap together; on the other hand, I think the genepool could benefit from her shortbus-ass taking a shortcut to the afterlife.Â
I am not mean, she’s just that stupid.
UPDATE:Â I saw the above story on Good Morning America and TMZ had the photos of Britney Spears after she apparently shaved her head, and then got another tattoo of red lips on her wrist.
Witnesses at the tattoo parlor described Britney as being “distraught,” ”disturbed”she seemed agitated by the paparrazzi following her around, the witness said she asked Britney why she shaved her head and the singer’s response was “I was tired of things being plugged into it. I was tired of people touching me, touching my hair.” The witness said her impression is that Britney desparately wanted to be left alone. She also said that Britney may or may not have gotten some additional tattoos besides the lips.
We have no idea why she really shaved her head, checked in, then out of rehab, or got a tattoo of lips on her wrist, but I am going to go out on a limb and suggest that she may have suddenly realized that she was Britney Spears and that realization was too much for her IQ of 60 to handle and *poof* she lost what was left of her mind. That and I think her weave was starting have a mind of its own, ala Doctor Octopus.Â
I have this weird, alien sensation growing inside. It feels like my heart just grew three sizes just now, and I have this feeling that might be described as sympathy or maybe compassion. Wait. *Burp*Â
Nope, just indigestion. Britney, get your ass into rehab you selfish, crazy ego-maniac. Justin’s not coming back, but fret not my smoothheaded friend - there are other wangstas in the sea.
Here’s the video of crazy Brit losing her shit.
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I am not mean, she’s just that stupid.
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Comment by DJRadiohead — February 16, 2007 @ 9:20 pm
So that means I have peaked. Time to throw in the towel.
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 16, 2007 @ 9:44 pm
She’s the embodiment of child star product and stage parents. Britney’s education never mattered to her folks, what mattered to them was that her career succeed for the income and personal benefits they enjoyed.
Actually the look works for her - Britney goes Sinead O’Connor.
Comment by Jewels — February 17, 2007 @ 10:28 am
Looks like a better job than she did on her pussy. BTW nice c-section scar too. I wouldn’t do that ho on a good day.
Comment by Dumberthanarock — February 17, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
Look for the story of Britneys’ suicide in the not too distant future. Sounds like the poor girl is skidding real close to the edge…
Comment by Ruvy in Jerusalem — February 17, 2007 @ 4:20 pm
I can see the frontal lobotomy scar now.
Comment by the domestic minx (Claire Carroll — February 19, 2007 @ 1:13 am
You know my cousin Anna did this a while ago. She was such a rebel. The thing is, I can’t remember if it was because Anna wanted to be left alone, or if she wanted the attention.
Hard to say in this case, too.
Comment by Ken Edwards — February 19, 2007 @ 2:55 am
Three years ago I’d have laughed myself sick if you told me the day would dawn when I’d think nostalgically of Britney the Pop Tart. Of course, back then I hadnt seen the nastiness called Britney the Tart
Comment by Amrita — February 19, 2007 @ 3:37 am
I honestly think shes just fed up (no pun intended) with all the media and rumors! I think this was her way of giving the finger to all the people who will not leave her the hell alone!
Comment by Nikki — February 19, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
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Pingback by GlossLip » Britney Back In Rehab or Making Scientific Discoveries? — February 20, 2007 @ 6:13 pm
What da fuck.
Girls used to love her…Men used to wanna love her…
Now she looks like E.T.
Ew.
Comment by Kevin Cortez — February 20, 2007 @ 10:02 pm