Britney Back In Rehab or Making Scientific Discoveries?
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Britney’s manager, Larry Rudolph, released this statement on behalf of the beleaguered popstar:
“Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”
Rumors are circulating that she is at the Promises facility in Malibu, but this has not be substantiated by her people. Britney has had a tough week, having checked into one rehab center (Crossroads in Antigua) only to check out within 24 hours. She then went on a strange excursion to the recesses of her inner mind, shaved her head, got some tattoos, sported a bad wig, visited an emergency room and engaged in lengthy conversations with herself about “nobody wanting her” anymore. Of course, this would imply that someone wanted her before, and I can attest that is not entirely accurate.Â
It is believed that Britney’s family has been applying continued pressure on the 25-year-old mother of two, threatening to have her children taken from her if she didn’t relent. Spears has been acting erratically, her behavior becoming more and more disturbing, believed by some to be the result of alcohol or drug dependency. 
It is my belief that Britney, like scientific genius Albert Einstein, is consumed with solving the mysteries of time travel. He too had hair issues, was seemingly confused and often talked to himself. Clearly, this kind of mental genius needs to be left alone to fully actuate the discovery process.  I propose at this time we all leave Britney alone. The flux capacitor wasn’t built in a day, people. Â
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what? no stories about britney’s hair being for sale on ebay?! what kinda site is this anyway?!!
Comment by Mark Saleski — February 20, 2007 @ 7:02 pm
Oh please, that’s for hacks. Geez, if you want crap stories, well, I guess you should wait for a few more minutes and one will pop up.
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 20, 2007 @ 7:11 pm
You really are an asshole! Obviously, the girl needs help…she may have tons of $$, but that doesn’t buy happiness. She’s a lost sould, reaching out for help…you f’n loser! So, grow up and worry about your own pathetic life!
Comment by Carrie — February 21, 2007 @ 8:39 am
Britney is just showing what a !!!!!Moron!!!!! she really is a bald headed monkey with out a clue to what really is going on duh dink I taw a bald headed bimbo I did I did.
Comment by Joey — February 21, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
Where is the loyalty? Leave the girl alone! Didn’t anybody ever tell you to not believe everything you read? If this girl is struggling, then why would you ever make it harder on her? Does it make you feel big?
Comment by Diane — February 21, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
[...] Yesterday we reported that Britney checked into Promises in Malibu under the urging and pressure of family and friends for her various addictions. And today we are again wondering what the hell is wrong with this person that she can’t commit herself, for the sake of her children, her career and what is left of her sanity, to a rehab center to work out her problems? [...]
Pingback by GlossLip » Britney Spears Escapes Rehab — February 21, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
[]…Britney is just showing what a !!!!!Moron!!!!! she really is a bald headed monkey with out a clue to what really is going on duh dink I taw a bald headed bimbo I did I did….[]
She tried to find a clue under all that hair but couldnt find it. She got herself a clue tattood so she was sure she wouldnt lose it
She should have bought some perspective instead imo…
Comment by manfred — February 21, 2007 @ 6:31 pm
i would!like britney now cuz she is hot…
Comment by Currenthotty07 — February 22, 2007 @ 8:23 am