Britney Spears Escapes Rehab
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Jesus already, will this fruitcake just pick a place and stay?  Britney Spears seems to be at it again, with reports of the popstar leaving her second rehab center in less than a week surfacing on the internet.Â
Yesterday we reported that Britney checked into Promises in Malibu under the urging and pressure of family and friends for her various addictions. And today we are again wondering what the hell is wrong with this person that she can’t commit herself, for the sake of her children, her career and what is left of her sanity, to a rehab center to work out her problems?
TMZ is also reporting that Spears tried to get into another tattoo parlor after leaving the facility, but THANK GOD, it was closed.
There are all sorts of rumors and conjectures popping up on the web about Britney’s reported drug addiction, which some estimate dates back three years. I have read that she has “mental problems” and I am not talking about “gee, I feel kind of depressed today Doc” mental problems, but more like “I am Princess Zoltron from the planet Arthinon and I have been sent to enslave your mind and feed on the blood of your children” mental problems. Bitch needs a serious check up from the neck up.
Honestly, if someone told me that Britney Spears had sex with gorillas and pooped in a coffee can, I would be less surprised than if they told me that she would someday get her act together and have another hit record. She doesn’t need rehab, she needs Patch Adams. You remember him, the doctor who dressed like a clown and was played by Robin Williams. Yes, that and a full frontal lobotomy.  And perhaps some eletro-shock therapy. Or, at the very least she could stick a fork in a socket and see what happens.Â
Who cares, I am really getting sick of her acting like an a-hole.
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You are vile! someone is obviously suffering. What an asshole you are too put her down and speak so ill of her. Who the hell are you? It’s not even you’re fucking life you’re speaking about. And exploiting her, by using her as fodder/gossip for your site and then bad mouthing her. You’re one fucked up individual. It has nothing to do with “Britney” who the hell is she to me - a photo in a magazine. I’m guilty for coming to your site and reading your trash.
Comment by Frances — February 21, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
Thank you Frances, come again.
Oh and by the way, in case you are wondering who she is, she is the mother of two who has been neglecting her children and quite possibly exposing them to illegal narcotics while pregnant.
Yes, those are the sorts of things that make me not give a fuck if I piss you off. Sorry buddy, take your crying to your momma, ‘cuz the pity party is over.
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 21, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
That girl has some serious issues. Why is she entering rehab in the first place? That never became clear to me. If it is the 3 nites of partying with beavershots, bikini changes and sleeping with 6 girls at once then pft,then I guess half of Holland would be in rehab now lol.
Comment by manfred — February 21, 2007 @ 6:28 pm
Everything you have mentioned is completely ridiculous. People could quite possibly be following her to the rehabillitation centers she has been going to. People suffer and it is no excuse to use them as targets for ridicule. The comments you made were outrageous and imature. Gorillas? You sound like a pervert. It is possible that britney suffered from depression after having her children or that kevin introduced drugs to her life. She’s taking the first step and seeking help. So fuck off or spend some time thinking about how you can use your creativity in positive ways.. instead of wondering if britney spears is fucking gorillas.
Comment by Whitney — February 21, 2007 @ 7:16 pm
Whitney, I assume satire and humor are concepts that you are NOT familiar with.
As for fucking off, that is something I am pretty sure you are familiar with. Thanks for stopping by.
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 21, 2007 @ 8:02 pm
Hey now…hold up! Are you sure that’s Britney cuz it looks like Tammie Faye Baker to me.
Comment by D-Bomb — February 22, 2007 @ 10:43 pm