Harry Potter’s Weenis? Uncircumsized? Is Nothing Sacred?
Now look, I like Harry Potter. In fact if it wasn’t for the Harry Potter series of books I might have completely lost my ability to read. Because let’s face it, I am not smart. But who needs smarts when you are as charming as I am? Who I tell you?
Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, Harry Potter. So there I was, innocently checking out one my favorite celeb sites and I see this picture of Danny boy, and low and behold: full frontal nudity. I asked myself (as a fan of the series and all) do I really want to know what his business looks like? I mean what if the next time I see one of the movies I am driven to madness with that filthy image seared into my memory? Sheesh, I already spend too much on therapy.
Alas, I threw caution to the wind. What’s one more pornographic image in a never-ending series of images that have long since sealed my fate. So I give it a looksy and DAMN, wouldn’t you know it, that sucker was unshorn. It had foreskin and stuff on it. Like, not cool man. Totally not cool.
As if it’s not bad enough that Daniel has taken the children’s series to a level it never should have gone, what with starring in a play about a dude who has sex with horses and girls? Now he’s showing his freaky-looking dong for all the world to see. I understand Daniel the Actor wanting to spread his wings and show his range, but come on, couldn’t he have chosen something a little more kosher for the kid? (Bad pun intended!)
Dude’s pretty hung though. Not that I noticed. Isn’t he like underage or something? Seriously, NSFW picture after the jump. But I warn you, don’t look if you’ve never seen one with its helmet off. IT’S NOT PRETTY!
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This is proof that men should keep their clothes on from the waist down, regardless of iconic wizard status.
Comment by Kathy — February 23, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
Agreed!
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 23, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
This is a manip. It’s not his real weenis.
And wtf with the uncut squick? That’s the natural state of those things. Virtually everywhere else on the planet except the US and Jewish or Muslim-majority countries is uncut.
If you can’t handle seeing what an actual unaltered adult male crotch looks like, perhaps you should stick to vaginas.
Comment by Tal — February 23, 2007 @ 2:52 pm
No one, and I repeat no one, wants some kind of unkept ween dude, give it a rest and go back to your third world country.
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 23, 2007 @ 3:03 pm
Weenis. Love it. Haven’t heard that term since 1978. Hysterical… almost better than the story itself. LOL
Comment by Peter — February 23, 2007 @ 4:29 pm
Hey, I’ll have to try harder to be funnier then. FYI, we have a cat named Weenis, why you ask? Because he looks like one
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 23, 2007 @ 4:44 pm
Uncut is not unkept… get over it.
Comment by Signe — February 23, 2007 @ 4:54 pm
You get over it. I like my wiener’s without foreskin, my choice. If you like wrinkly dongs you go for it.
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 23, 2007 @ 6:43 pm
I think this is a beautiful photograph. If you didn’t recognize this as “Harry Potter” would you react the same way?
Comment by Kim — February 24, 2007 @ 4:00 pm
I know I am a dirty, dirty little minx but now I feel a little soiled by the experience…having looked at his weenis and everything.
It is a beautiful photo, but then, OH HO! There it is… in all its glory, well, it’s gloved glory…
and he’s only a little boy isn’t he? or not. No, he’s not… I’m going to iron some socks over a glass of wine or something…
Comment by The Domestic Minx — February 25, 2007 @ 5:35 am
i am kind of amazed. How old is he actually? I do not think more than 18 years old but he poses for nude photos. very interesting!!
Comment by fhmtech — February 27, 2007 @ 10:04 am
It’s a fake. I know for sure, I’ve seen the real one in the play
Comment by echo — February 27, 2007 @ 5:19 pm
This PIC IS FAKE!!!!!!!!!
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE.
and whoever wrote this article is really immature a lot of men are not circumsized.
Comment by sandra — April 29, 2007 @ 6:57 pm
He is still as sexy as hel i dont care what any one thinks sexy sexy sext hot ass
Comment by caitlyn — July 14, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
There’s nothing “not cool” about an uncut “weenis”, as you call it, in fact, uncut is just as Nature (and GOD) intended it to be. If GOD had wanted men to be circumcized, don’t you think you would have been BORN that way? Think about it. Oh, and just fyi - an uncut “weenis” functions a bit better than a “cut” one for at least one of the activities it is most commonly used for (at least, in this woman’s opinion)!
Comment by RealMcCoy — August 7, 2007 @ 6:17 am
Christ almighty it’s just a dick.
Besides which, can you say “Photoshop”, kids?
Comment by Draco Manskin — September 1, 2007 @ 8:16 am
hellow harry potter i was shock becuz of that picture and u know how much i crush you but all of my life i wa collecting of ur pictures and cd’s
Comment by kim — December 28, 2007 @ 12:38 pm
hello harry u know that pictures was so fake ffffffffake and the gurl you’ve kissed and i hope i will see you in personal because i lived in phillippines i was a pilipina gurl i was already 14 years old but you 18 years old and also ronald wesley is my crush and harry potter wish you a belated a merry christmas and a happy new year i hope many career will come to you and i hope this message will come to you gunyt muaaaaaaaaah
Comment by kim — December 28, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
hello harry again many of us was shock of that pictures and you ahve a girlfriend?soorry for questuioning to you i hope you response me gudnyt i wiill always collecting of your pictures and ur cd’s
Comment by kim — December 28, 2007 @ 12:47 pm
sorry for the little sentences have a wrong spelling becuse i’ve nervous sorry
Comment by kim — December 28, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
a weenis is actually the extra skin on your elbow. DUH.
Comment by Bob — March 11, 2008 @ 9:31 pm
its kind of disturbing but being uncut is nothing wrong whit that its natural.an he realy is uncut.go see the play
Comment by ed — August 25, 2008 @ 4:05 am