Justice League To Be A Major Motion Picture
Superman, Wonderwoman, Aquaman, Batman and the Flash are set to star side by side in a live-action film. Warner Brothers, drooling at the prospects of capitalizing on the popularity of comic book heroes on the silver screen, have greenlighted the project.
I think I just dropped a deuce in my pants. Can you imagine all that superheroness in one movie? We just bought the sleek and newly redone Justice League Seasons One and Two for my son. But seeing how he’s three and not old enough to appreciate the dark, brooding and sophisticated modern superheroes, I am the only one who is willing to watch them. Something about the vague lesbian nature of Wonderwomen makes me slightly uncomfortable.
Speaking of which, there is something very familiar about that Super Friends logo. Doesn’t GLAAD have that same logo? If not, they should totally borrow it. Look at them - all super-inclusive and whatnot. Heroes of all shapes, sizes, gender, species. Every damn color in the superhero rainbow.
Since I am total dork and have a son OBSESSED with superheroes, whether of the Marvel or DC variety, you know our asses will be all over it when it comes out.
I wonder if they will do a live action of the Ambiguously Gay Duo? Wait, wasn’t that called Broke Back Mountain?
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Droppin’ deuces… outstanding.
Comment by DJRadiohead — February 24, 2007 @ 11:45 pm
I’ll second that, DJ Radiohead… I was a little disturbed by the dropping of deuces.
Having said that, yeah, I’ll be totally into the Super Friends. My sons, quite a bit older than yours, darling GlossLip, will outlaw the whole project, denouncing it as Gay, Totally Gay, and No
F%$#ing Way its so Gay. What the hell, can’t we all be Super Friends?…
Comment by The Domestic Minx — February 25, 2007 @ 5:16 am
NO F-ing Way It’s so Gay!!! Gosh, that is the funniest thing I have read in some time.
Oh, thank you DM - and the deuce dropping was just for you DJR.
I for one, was a Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends kind of kid, but I watched a fair share of Super-Gay-Friends too. What’s up with that?
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 25, 2007 @ 11:00 am
Did you know Wonderwoman’s into S&M? Its true… her writer wrote her that way. His inspiration was apparently some grad student he kept in steel bracelets in the home he shared with his wife and kids.
Comment by Amrita — February 26, 2007 @ 1:24 pm
Get the F out? Really? God, she really is my hero now. I bet she could kick the shit out of Batman.
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 26, 2007 @ 3:57 pm