AI’s Antonella Barba Does Not Give Blow Jobs - On Film
It seems the folks at VoteForTheWorst.com have uncovered the truth about the illicit photos of American Idol contestant Antonella Barba. They determined that the porn pics available across the web last week are not of Ms. Barba, but some other slut- which kind of pisses me off because it was a breath of fresh air to see an American Idol contestant who knows how to play the skinflute as well as sing. Where’s the range, people?
So all the pervs out there who were looking forward to watching the lovely Antonella blow her pipes while they imagined her blowing doing other stuff will just have to get their kicks off her PG-13 photos. The good news is that those are DEFINITELY pictures of her. Just ask her wonderful “best” friend, Amanda Coluccio, who also auditioned with Antonella for American Idol, but was cut during Hollywood week. Amanda talked to the press about the photos:
“The really bad ones aren’t her. I’ve studied them. It’s not her nose. She’s never had [acrylic nail] tips [like the woman in the photo] in her life. She’s the least slutty person I know.”
That’s totally true. When I was in school, it was the Irish girls who were the sluts. Those damn Italians were freaking prudes. And don’t even get me started on the Polish girls. In fact this whole thing is racialist. What? Do all Italian 20-something girls look alike?
Another friend from Antonella’s home town of Point Pleasant, New Jersey, Mark Dillon, had this to say about the other incriminating photos, including Antonella on the toilet:
“It’s the way this town is: Everybody knows everything about their friends. At least half the people in this town have pictures of their friends on the toilet. I’ve personally seen at least 20. It’s only because she’s on TV that they’re online.”
WTF? I don’t know about you, but Point Pleasant sounds like a place to avoid. What kind of fruity people want pictures of themselves sitting on the toilet? That’s a private moment between me, my toilet and the webcam peephole in the ceiling. It’s called privacy, people. And only if you are willing to pay $19.99 a month are you going to see pictures of me doing No.1, No.2 and No.3. Don’t know what No.3 is? Well, I guess you better get your credit card out.
The final question remaining, is how will any of this controversy affect the aspiring singer? If the past is any kind of predictor, which it isn’t, then who the hell knows? So far, her pictures on the toilet are the most interesting thing about her. Unless she’s going to drop a deuce while singing “I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy,” I don’t see much hope for her singing career.
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being from new jersey and having spent more than half of my life down the shore during springs and summers i can say with a very high level of certainty that girls from point pleasant certainly ARE slutty, but in a very, very good way.
Comment by sal m — February 27, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
I figured some Jersey guy would speak up on their behalf - it’s even better that it’s a respectable guy such as yourself
Comment by dmdo1016 — February 27, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
Yes, VFTW is not just about being evil; what we try to do is bring forth Truth Justice and the American Way.
Comment by Jewels — February 27, 2007 @ 11:40 pm