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02/28/2007 (5:55 pm)

Anna Nicole: Bahamas Final Resting Place, Now Can She Get Some Peace? Nope!

Final word has been given on where Anna Nicole Smith’s body will be laid to rest. Despite initially agreeing with the original ruling handed down by Judge Seidlin in a Florida courtroom, Anna’s mother, Virgie Arthur, later appealed the decision, further extending the inevitable.

But today, the Florida appeals courts announced they would uphold Judge Seidlin’s decision to award custody to Dannielynn’s guardian Richard Milstein, and most likely she will be buried in the Bahamas. Arthur, wanted the body buried in her home state of Texas, and everyone else involved in the case wanted her to be buried with her son Daniel in the Bahamas.

And what does Anna want? To carry on as Trimspa spokeszombie. She also requested a vicodine sandwich with a methadone chaser.

And if you think I am depraved, well you are right. But I would still have to sink a little bit lower in order to meet the standards of the National Enquirer which ran a picture of a re-created dead Anna Nicole Smith, with the classy headline Anna Nicole: The Last Photo!

Radar Online has the photos and details. The article states that the photo re-creations were ‘based on eyewitness accounts’ and the NE editor-in-chief David Perel proudly states, “If you had our images side-by-side with the actual photos, I don’t know if you’d be able to tell them apart.”

I think she looks at peace. They did a nice job. A nice disgraceful job. I wonder if they are hiring.

Posted by D
Filed under: Anna Nicole, Hollyweird

5 Comments »

Lprdy, just when ya thought it couldn’t get tackier …

And what is it with dead bodies in this country? They drug Gerald Ford’s body around the country for a week, before burying him. And, he left clear instructions. Also, is the godfather of jazz buried yet?

I think of the Muslim instruction to bury the body within 24 hours of death, and think that they’re onto something.

Comment by FrauBudgie — February 28, 2007 @ 7:30 pm