GlossLip » Paris Hilton Loses Car, License and Hopefully, The Will To Go On

02/28/2007 (10:29 am)

Paris Hilton Loses Car, License and Hopefully, The Will To Go On

Don’t call me mean, I just report the facts.

So what did our little tarlet do this time? TMZ is reporting, and Flynet Online has the photos to corroborate the claim, that Hilton was pulled over last night after leaving the Virgin Megastore. Stop, wait a second. What was Paris doing at a store called Virgin Megastore? That’s like an oxymoron or something. I bet that lame ho thought she could buy something that would make people think she was a virgin. Or maybe Whores-R-Us was closed?

As told by Paris’ publicist Elliot Mintz to TMZ:

”[Paris] was exiting the parking structure which “is brightly lit so she had not noticed that her headlights were not activated.” As she drove a few blocks, she was confronted by other bright lights — those of the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department.”

I am sure he meant to say, Paris’ isn’t too brightly lit as well, but just forgot. It was during this stop that the police also discovered she was driving on a suspended license, to which Mintz replied, “If that was the case, she was not aware of it.”

Paris’ 2007 Blue Bentley was impounded. So sad.

You would think with all the lawyers and handlers a celebrity can buy, one might have bothered to inform her that she was driving under a suspended license. The courts tend to go out of their way to inform you of such things. Or so I have heard from third party sources. Me, I am above the law.

I blame Elliot Mintz for this oversight. I also blame him for not smacking the snot out of Paris at least twice a day. A man of his age should possess more dignity and self respect - and a nice right hook.

6 Comments »

“maybe Whores-R-Us was closed” - classic

Comment by Eric Olsen — February 28, 2007 @ 11:03 am

I’ve been to Virgin Megastore a few times. I don’t think I’ve ever seen even a single virgin in the place. I haven’t actually checked, though.

Comment by pwinn — February 28, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

[…] this story be any more fun? As I reported earlier, Paris was pulled over for driving without her headlights on. During this routine stop, it was […]

Pingback by GlossLip » Paris Hilton To Jail? Inmates Planning Escape? — February 28, 2007 @ 2:09 pm

That’s what you get for driving a Brit ho car that doesn’t even turn on the headlights for you. Even my vintage ‘86 MKVII does that. Or perhaps she doesn’t know how to work even the simplest of controls….

Comment by bubbamartin — March 1, 2007 @ 3:48 am