Paris Hilton To Jail? Inmates Planning Escape?
It appears that Ms. Hilton didn’t just have the indignity of having her car impounded, but she was also arrested and may now face up to 90 days in jail for violating her probation on charges stemming from her DUI arrest last year.
Could this story be any more fun? As I reported earlier, Paris was pulled over for driving without her headlights on. During this routine stop, it was discovered that she was driving under a suspended license. Paris pleaded no contest to her DUI charges from her arrest on Sept. 7, 2006. In return for her plea, her license was suspended and she was placed on a 36-month probation which stipulated that she must “obey all laws.”
The report states that a hearing will be scheduled to determine the fate of Paris Hilton violating the terms of her probation.
While I would love very much for Paris to be stripped of her luxury, freedom and Valtrex - I don’t really think it’s fair to subject criminals to the vile element that is Paris Hilton. Isn’t there some clause in our constitution that states you will not be subject to cruel and unusual punishment? And I know our forefathers would agree that Paris Hilton is cruel and unusual. And definitely a whore. I’ll bet George Washington and Thomas Jefferson are discussing the subtle differences between a skank and whore right now. That, and decomposing.
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Comment by Matthew T. "Matt" Sussman — February 28, 2007 @ 7:05 pm
Hey, you got to please yourself. Nice to see you around by the way - comments are not the same without you.
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Comment by Matthew T. "Matt" Sussman — March 1, 2007 @ 1:07 am