O.J. Simpson Defiles Memories Of Anna Nicole
You know when people use that tired phrase, “I just threw up in my mouth a little” and you roll your eyes at their exaggeration. Well be prepared to actually feel the burn of bile rising in your esophagus as you read this tale.
TMZ has a blurb about O.J. Simpson and his relationship with Anna Nicole:Â
Norm Pardo, a videographer who chronicled Simpson’s movements for five years, tells Page Six that the double-murder acquittee told him that he “knew Anna Nicole pretty well,” and – prepare for gross-out – that he had “slow-moving sperm” and as a result might be the father. Actually, says Pardo, OJ doesn’t want really want his possible paternity exposed, because, he says, “I don’t want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money – or the baby herself.” Simpson and Smith appeared together in “Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult.”
Norm Pardo is g*ddamned liar, that movie was made in 1994 and I don’t think any sperm is that slow, not even a serial killer like OJ Simpson’s.
Can’t this damn woman get some peace? That said, you know that OJ Simpson would hit that. Seriously, he would fly to the Bahamas, dig up Anna’s body and hit it. With a machete.
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I sleep better at night knowing there is a special place in Hell for OJ Simpson.
Comment by DJRadiohead — March 7, 2007 @ 11:39 am
Sadly, he won’t be alone.
Comment by dmdo1016 — March 7, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
The search for the baby’s daddy isn’t so hard as finding the real killer.
Comment by Matthew T. "Matt" Sussman — March 7, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
Oh how life imitates art - and I use that term sparingly here.
This really is The Final Insult,
from his Naked, still smoking, slow sperming, Gun…
eeuugghhh
Comment by the domestic minx — March 7, 2007 @ 8:23 pm