Who’s Hotter: Jared Leto As Mark Chapman, or Vince Vaughn as Himself?
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Just look at Jared! Look at that? Christ, I haven’t seen anything that sexy since I was in high school and the entire science club had to strip down due to an acid spill in the lab department. Seriously those bastards were HOT!! I mean on fire! They had lesions on their skin and third degrees burns. It was a real mess.
So yeah, Jared Leto was doing some kind of method acting wherein he plumped himself up to play John Lennon assassin Mark Chapman in the upcoming film Chapter 27. Just Jared has the photo pictures from a shoot for Purple magazine. And I must say, JT’s got nothing on Jared. If that isn’t bringing sexy back, then sexy is just a four letter word for “My eyes….it burns….you’re killing my soul.”
And as for Vince Vaughn, I am just beaten down, saddened by this state of affairs. My main squeeze Vince looks like he just got over a case of food poisoning and was still stricken with some kind of intestinal issues. Although, with rumors of he and Paris Hilton flirting with each other at the International Poker Convention this past weekend, it’s entirely possible that he has contracted herpes of the face.
That’s what a ten mile radius of Paris Hilton will do. She’s like some kind of biblical plague, laying waste to all living 
things in her path. We should sell her to North Korea.  Hell, better yet, just give her away. Like a token of our love. “Here North Korea, don’t say we never gave you anything, you ungrateful bitches.”
P.S. For those of you who think that Vince Vaughn was never hot I offer you exhibit A.
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There’s nothing wrong with Vince that being with a close, personal “Friend” wouldn’t cure.
Comment by MEg — March 7, 2007 @ 7:54 pm
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Just look at Jared! Look at that? Christ, I haven’t seen anything that sexy since I was in high school and the entire science club had to strip down due to an acid spill in the lab department. Seriously those bastards were HOT!! I mean on fire! Th…
Trackback by dirtyrottengossip.com — March 7, 2007 @ 7:58 pm
Good God!
I am still recoiling in horror from those tumescent shots of Jared Leto. He is positively distended.
Vince Vaughn has gone to seed…Paris Hilton and her diabolical cooties are only partly responsible for that descent into dissolution.
I think he and Jared Leto have been feasting at the same table…
Comment by the domestic minx (Claire Carroll — March 7, 2007 @ 8:14 pm
ewwwww i think i’m gonna barf at jared leto’s pictures-but that does not make me think vince is hot-they are both marshmellows.
Comment by blah blah — March 7, 2007 @ 9:18 pm
Yeah, it wasn’t a real contest. I was kidding.
Comment by dmdo1016 — March 7, 2007 @ 10:32 pm
Stop this film…IT’S BAD KARMA
F…..JARED LETO
http://www.boycottchapter27.org
Remember John, not his killer
Comment by Howard — March 7, 2007 @ 10:33 pm
A movie about that scumbag is quite possibly the saddest thing I have ever read. I want to vomit. btw, whenever you mention his name, consider yourself an accomplish to Lennon’s death because fame is exactly what the fucker wanted.
Comment by El Bicho — March 8, 2007 @ 12:34 am
Alrighty then. Shall we never mention Hitler either? I am hardly parading around the name of Mark Chapman. The day John Lennon died was one of the saddest days of my life, all of 11 that I was. Trust me, I distinctly remember.
But my job is to try to report what’s going on in Hollywood, not shield myself from reality.
Sheesh, and I don’t much fucking appreciate the insinuation to be honest.
Comment by dmdo1016 — March 8, 2007 @ 8:59 am
Good point on Hitler…hopefully the retards that are protesting get the point! Anyhow, I can’t believe how much Jared looks like Mark…holy shit! That says a lot for Jared as an actor…way to go, baby! BTW…you’re music rocks (Jared)! To the domestic minx: U R A FREAK! Let’s c what u look like,BIOTCH!
Comment by Carrie — March 8, 2007 @ 1:25 pm
Did Hitler do what he did just to get famous? No. But that was why John Lennon was killed, just because doing so would make the guy famous. Making a movie about him is doing exactly what he wanted. Blogging about him is too.
While I don’t think that makes you responsible, it is giving the jerk what he wanted.
Comment by ummmm — March 9, 2007 @ 2:26 am
jared leto deffinetly!!! he is sooo freakin hot!! i would fuck him any day!!
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Vince Vaughn is the hottesssssssst guy on the planet as far as i’m concerned, yummmmmmm.
Call me sometime hehehe.
Comment by Sandee — August 31, 2007 @ 11:04 pm
Good lord, some people come out with the biggest load of cack…
Chapter 27 is not about Mark Chapman. It’s about John Lennon and how he died, it’s not going to glorify Chapman. It’s not his fucking life story.
Fame is very different from infamy.
If you try and get the film banned you’re more likely to draw attention to it, and Chapman, and just the fact that you have a bee in your bonnet about it shows that you’ve given him a lot more thought than any of us ever have. So who’s really the one giving him what he wanted?
Nobody is blogging about him either, they’re blogging about Jared Leto. Well, they were until people started protesting. THEN it became about him.
Asses.
Comment by hell thirteen — April 30, 2008 @ 5:33 am