JLo/Marc Anthony Splitsville? No Half-Zombie Children?
No, these photos ARE NOT doctored. He’s that scary.
Rumor - and you know how that goes - has it that actress/singer/professional wife Jennifer Lopez and singer/zombie Marc Anthony are less than happy in their wedded bliss than they would have us believe. So where does all this conjecture stem from? Page Six reports:
“There was a fight on New Year’s Eve,” said a source who saw Lopez that night. Another spy said, “There was a fight after she performed at the Super Bowl, and when she had an album-listening party in Miami two months ago, there was an issue.” According to this source, Lopez stood up and talked about her upcoming album and said, “This is my dream and Marc and I worked so hard on this album . . . Marc, would you like to say something?” - to which Anthony coldly said, “No,” and looked away. One of the issues is that Lopez is said to be putting off pregnancy - he has four kids with two other women - and Anthony is very interested in Scientology. But a friend of both said, “They fight, sure, but everyone fights.” A rep for Lopez said, “They’re fine.”
I for one, would be happy to see this union crumble. Not out of some selfish motive, quite the opposite. I am merely looking out for the whole of the world. That much bitchyness and hostility next to that much rotting flesh is bound to create some sort of ravenous disease that will consume all of the world ala 28 Days.
Zombies should NOT be allowed to breed with humans. Although, I have it on good authority that JLo sold out her soul long ago, so maybe their kids wouldn’t be such half-breeds after all.
Little latin flesh eaters with big butts and dead eyes. That would be totally awesome!!!!
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Zombies should NOT be allowed to breed with humans.
(resulting in the inevitable)
Little latin flesh eaters with big butts and dead eyes.
You are inspired!!! Hilarious!!!
I will be smirking all afternoon after this!!
Comment by The Domestic Minx — March 12, 2007 @ 11:49 pm
Man, I wish she would dump that fugly loser…he’s ruined her career..What the hell did she EVER see in him????? She could do waaaaaaaay better.
Comment by Carrie — March 13, 2007 @ 8:17 am
unfortunately, I think she sold her soul to the devil.In return she has to live in hell with skeletor forever.
Comment by sarah — March 13, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
Wow, I was afraid people were going to be calling me a zombist, which I totally am, but with just cause. Brain-eating is totally uncool.
And thank you DM- you are making me blush!
Comment by dmdo1016 — March 13, 2007 @ 9:23 pm
HATERS!!!!!!
Comment by Fuck Yall — October 5, 2007 @ 9:27 am