Hollywood Filled With Classy People and Child Rapists
Celebrity designer Anand Jon Alexander, known for working with clients such as Paris Hilton, Paula Abdul and Michele Rodriguez has not only been arrested on rape charges, but TMZ has dug up information that this is not the first time he’s been arrested for sexual assault.
Alexander, who is currently in residence at LA County jail with bail set at $1,365,000, is being held on two counts of forcible rape, and may face charges on”sexual battery by restraint, attempted forcible oral copulation and two counts of committing a lewd act upon a child.”Â
Wow, that deserves a total WTF? and an OMG, WTF? And of course a HMFWAA? Don’t know what that is? Well too bad.
According to the report and police documents, Alexander 30, “used an accomplice during the alleged sexual battery and forcible copulation.” During the ongoing investigation at least three victims have come forward, including a 15-year old girl.  That’s hot, as in burn in f*cking hell hot.
Alexander is technically innocent until proven guilty, but in the second article on the designer, TMZ is revealing that he was already on probation for a 2003 arrest and a subsequent charge for committing a lewd act on a child. Jeebus, this guy is like my new hero. I like to kill heroes with my bare hands, as I casually watch their lifeforce slip away between my fists of rage. Okay, that was a little over the top, but I’d still hit it. With my car at 60mph.
Of course, considering his clientele: Paris Hilton, practically a hardened felon, Michele Rodriguez a cell-block favorite and Paula Abdul, well I don’t really know what her problem is, but it’s not good, that’s for sure - this guy is a piece of crap. From the article:
Paris Hilton was scheduled to attend a major launch of Anand Jon’s new line in India in Fall 2007, where Jon was born. The New York based designer has appeared on “America’s Next Top Model.” AJ Jeans were unveiled on Valentine’s Day at MAGIC, a huge fashion industry convention in Las Vegas.
In 2004, Anand was featured in the “Power & Influence” list in Newsweek. He was also selected by then NYC Mayor Rudolph Giuliani for a 2000 showcase as one of the top seventy-five designers in the world. Anand’s hand-painted Medusa Jeans retail for a whopping $720.
It’s depressing when Angelina Jolie is becoming some kind of exemplary celebrity. Blech.
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“two counts of forcible rape”
As opposed to the other kind?
Comment by Matthew T. "Matt" Sussman — March 14, 2007 @ 7:00 pm
Valid question. I am really beginning to hate celebrities.
Comment by dmdo1016 — March 14, 2007 @ 7:25 pm
I didn’t even know this guy was a celebrity. Well, he’ll find out all about sexual assault in prison
Comment by Amrita — March 15, 2007 @ 12:22 am
This was vile news enough until Paris Hilton and her repugnant saliva was found dripping, yet again, from another condemnable sod. She makes a bee line for these twats doesn’t she? Her diabolical cooties are evil, I tell you, evil…
Comment by The Domestic Minx — March 15, 2007 @ 3:15 am
I wouldn’t expect her to be with any other sort of fellow. Joe Francis, Rick SolomanRon Jeremy, Brandon Davis - I mean seriously, her taste resides in the gutter. Kind of like she does.
Comment by dmdo1016 — March 15, 2007 @ 7:52 am
k, I dont know how those fancy shmancy ping things work so here’s where I linked to you: http://desicritics.org/2007/03/15/061338.php
Comment by Amrita — March 15, 2007 @ 8:40 am
[...] Wait! Wait! ‘Good friend Paris Hilton’? Who’re his other friends? Well, Michelle Rodriguez, the morose jailbird who got kicked off Lost and the always entertaining, often indecipherable Paula Abdul are some of the other names mentioned. [...]
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