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03/15/2007 (2:59 pm)

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Are Just Mean

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Rumer Willis (on the right, duh) 

I don’t typically like to make fun of people for being ugly, because I am so above petty name calling.  Plus, when you come from a family with as attractive children as mine, well it’s a kind of noblesse oblige to not point out the toxic DNA cocktail of others.  But hell’s holy acre, if Rumer Willis isn’t the least attractive Hollywood offspring to emerge from the loins of two A-listers.

Seen here with Hayden Panettierre from some show called “Heroes” (I don’t watch it) Rumer looks unmistakably ”dudeish.” Which leads me to wonder that with all the money at her parents disposal can’t they do something to give her the illusion of femininity?  Seriously, if my kids were that unpresentable, don’t think for one second that I would be above giving them help if they needed it.  Especially if I could afford it.  It’s not shallow or cruel to want your children to fit in and present a sense of normalcy in their appearance. I am not kidding, she needs reconstructive surgery.

Demi and Bruce are total jerks for letting her walk around like that.  People are cruel.  People like me.  Don’t let this kind of thing happen when there are procedures for fixing it. Call me an a-hole if you must, but that’s just not right.

Posted by D
Filed under: Hollyweird

4 Comments

  1. Looks like a mythical man-beast. Perhaps his name should be Rumyr.

    Comment by Matthew T. "Matt" Sussman — March 15, 2007 @ 9:34 pm

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  3. I am just surprised how un-womanly she is. I mean not every can be graced with a heavenly countenance, but cripes, that’s just a whole lotta manliness.

    Comment by dmdo1016 — March 16, 2007 @ 8:16 am

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  5. i thought that was a boy.

    Comment by blah blah — March 16, 2007 @ 6:20 pm

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  7. i cannot get over how ugly that girl-thing is.

    Comment by blah blah — March 17, 2007 @ 9:58 pm

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