Does Perez Hilton Have Aids? OMG, That Would Be Like Totally Awesome!!
I don’t have any reliable news sources to verify this, but what does it matter. Perez Hilton never does either. I may have sunk my enormous career as celeb writer. If so, it was worth it. I don’t like Denise Richards, but calling her daughter a “slut in training” goes beyond the pale.
What do ethics matter? Since no one else will ever take him down, including the tabloid sites who feed off of him, I am just not giving a crap whether stories I write about him are true. So, I think everytime I see something stupid and mean on his site that has no basis in fact and reality, I am going to just write what I think might be true. Unethical? Hell yeah. Totally called for. Absolutely. This guy is a complete menace to the celebrity field and to label an innocent little girl a “slut” is the kind of thing a person should get punched in their fat, queer face for.
Gee, Perez, I guess you can sue me. And then you can kiss my ass. Every square inch of it. You know, kind of like you kiss Paris Hilton’s.
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Dangerous receival-of-ass-kiss territory there Gloss!
If those pudgy and presumably gay lips have been anywhere near the repugnant and diabolical cooties of Paris Hilton’s smelliness, your back bottom is in mortal danger!!
Comment by The Domestic Minx — March 19, 2007 @ 4:29 pm
I hated even lowering myself to his level, but jeebus it’s so wrong to equate little children to something as deplorable as insults reserved for Paris Hilton.
Am I wrong in thinking that people are afraid to stand up to this guy? Ugh it’s really tiresome to be alone in my crusade against this douchebag.
Ms. Minx, if not for you, I might drink myself to death!
Comment by dmdo1016 — March 19, 2007 @ 4:44 pm
I hear you girl!
If you pop over later I’ll save you a nice glass of shiraz viognier - If I haven’t drunk myself into oblivion first!
Comment by The Domestic Minx — March 19, 2007 @ 6:11 pm
thank god there’s a gossip site that doesn’t suck up to all of those goddamn celebs.
love ya, and keep it up, girlie, cuz all of us normal folks will be cheering you on!!!
Comment by blah blah — March 19, 2007 @ 10:47 pm
ps- i love how you drew in the labels-very funny. ^_^
Comment by blah blah — March 19, 2007 @ 10:48 pm
Totally agreed… Perez has taken things way too far and his blog is totally disgusting. Come on now… grow up Perez!!!
Comment by Kayla — March 20, 2007 @ 5:52 am
Maybe he got the Aids from kissing Paris’ ass. Lets light some candles and have a prayer vigil. Maybe a higher being will grant your wish!
Comment by D-Bomb — March 20, 2007 @ 4:13 pm
Fortunately, G*d doesn’t work that way. But karma sure does, and this bitch has some seriously bad karma heading his way.
Comment by dmdo1016 — March 20, 2007 @ 8:14 pm
Ps, thanks blah blah and company. I am glad all four of you agree
Comment by dmdo1016 — March 20, 2007 @ 8:16 pm
OMG, how could I have missed you guys? My daily fix is now Glosslip, you guys are hilarious.
Comment by Cgalore — April 1, 2007 @ 4:16 am