AI’s Sanjaya’s Unhinged Kinks Performance Makes Little Girls Weep
Cripes almighty that was by far the most shocking, disturbing, exhilarating experience ever! American Idol’s flyweight singer in loafers, Sanjaya Malakar unleashed his inner rocker singing the Kinks classic “You Really Got Me Now,” made famous again by recent Hall of Fame Inductees Van Halen, by screaming his head off. I think he may have also pulled a muscle in his nutsack. It was kind of hard to tell.
One thing is for certain, Sanjaya’s rendition made a 12-year-old girl weep like she was experiencing the Beatles for the first time.
For a guy with as much sex appeal as a wet hankie, he sure makes the girls panties all moist. I actually feel kind of nauseas.
Off the topic, I think the judges were totally wrong about Lakisha’s version of “Diamonds Are Forever.” She would make any 007 film proud.
Also, I want to have Chris Richardson’s babies. That is all.
UPDATE: We now have video. Hot damn, I can relive again and again and again!
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i am fairly certain that sanjaya has no muscles in his nutsack.
Comment by Mark Saleski — March 21, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
You guys leave that baby boy’s nutsacks out of this.
*cringing*
Inexplicably - I like this kid. He’s been so grossly maligned, - check out this link to a clip of him about one year ago singing in church and you’ll feel badly for talking about his nutsack.
LaKisha may have a power voice but she’s more wooden than Carrie Underwood was. No personality, dead eyes. Melinda, can really belt ‘em out, but THAT face after every good review. “Oooo goody” it says. I’m starting to laugh when she gets that pimp shot close up - that is nauseating. Most of the other contestants are verging on completely boring.
Chris Richardson, sorry darlin’ I don’t get that one.
I do like Jordin Sparks, that gal can sing.
Comment by Jewels — March 23, 2007 @ 5:50 pm