Angelina Jolie Saves Another Child, Baby-Blocks Heiress Casey Johnson
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Casey Johnson, the heiress to the Johnson & Johnson health and beauty fame and close pal of Nicky Hilton, complained in an interview that she was all set to adopt a little 2 1/2 year-old girl named “Lavissa” from Cambodia, when the country closed its doors to foreign adopters.Â
Why? Because of the scandal surrounding Angelina Jolie essentially “buying” her first son Maddox from the country when rules were much more lax and corruption much more prevalent.Â
Though not much has been mentioned since the initial crack-down against foreigners adopting, at the time many potential parents were heartbroken and left without recourse as adoptions-in-progress were cut off. Many of these parents had bonded with the children they had hoped to adopt and had invested the relatively large sums of money required for processing overseas adoptions. Those parents blame Angelina Jolie for callously swooping in getting her son, and then leaving a nasty scandal in her wake — and them — emptyhanded.
I also blame her, but mostly for being a relentless she-witch.
Here’s Casey’s story as told by Page Six:
“I went to Cambodia almost two years ago [and] fell in love with this little girl, a 21/2-year-old named Lavissa.” But then she got the bad news that an adoption wasn’t possible because of tight new adoption laws: “I was devastated because I had bonded for three weeks with this child. I was buying her clothes in Cambodia. I was videoing her. I was doing everything.”
In just about any other case I would add this to my growing list of things in which to hate Angelina Jolie for, but then I read further and it became clear that in the case of Lavissa, Angelina Jolie is a hero, a great big soulless hero.Â
When Casey realized her dreams of an Asian doll baby weren’t going to come true, she looked to her godmother Diandra Douglas for inspiration. Diandra is the ex-wife of actor Michael Douglas, and she adopted a child from Kazakhstan (Editors note: Isn’t that Borat’s native land?)Â
Casey talks about her godmother’s new baby and her future plans for adoption:
 ”She’s the most beautiful baby I’ve ever seen. She’s blond-haired, blue-eyed, looks just like Diandra, and I thought, ‘Oh, my gosh!
This is what I’m going to do.’ ” Johnson says that when her own adoption goes through, she plans to name her baby Ava Monroe after her idol Marilyn Monroe. But the 5-foot-2 heiress denies she’s going to spoil her daughter, saying she won’t let her watch TV.
She denied she lives differently from the rest of us, although her next house will need “at least six bedrooms because I need a room for my closet and shoes and handbags, and [my fiancé and I] both need an office. There needs to be a nanny’s room, a baby’s room, a master bedroom and a guest room.”
Watch the interview here, if you are on the fence about suicide and need a reason to move forward with your decision.
Is it just me, or does Casey Johnson need to be punched in the face? Twice you suggest? I say three times is the charm. Honestly, I hope when they airbill her “handcrafted baby” to her, instead of getting the blond-haired blue-eyed Aryan clone she requested, she gets a pink-skinned, hairless baby with a squiggly tail and a snout for a nose. And in stead of saying “mama” it squeals and craps on her expensive carpet. Serves that bitch right for trying to order some kind Nazi-youth baby designed by Dr. Mengele himself.
So here’s to you Angelina, you scored one for the good guys, not only did you prevent an innocent child from ending up in the hands of someone who likely snorts coke off Paris Hilton’s ass, but also thinks babies should be tailor-made like a pair of friggin slacks.
But don’t get too comfortable, I still think you suck.
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I love this story.
Casey Johnson got what she deserved. This is definitly her Year.
Comment by Min — March 24, 2007 @ 1:21 am
oh my god,,,,as a parent who adopted her child six years ago i am appalled by casey’s “purpose” of adopting. she wants her own little barbie doll. i know this is common sense but just because you bought your child, it doesn’t mean that you can treat it like another toy! i hope she is never allowed to adopt. i adopted too but i never had ridiculous intentions like casey here does.
Comment by janey — August 30, 2007 @ 5:50 am