Is PM Tony Blair Gonna Bust A Missile In Iran’s Ass?
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In world news, it seems that those crazy cats in Iran are just asking for a serious asskicking if they think messing with the UK is a good idea.
According to news reports, 15 British Naval personnel were seized by Iranians in what is now disputed “Iranian territorial waters”. Prime Minister Blair had this to say on this serious situation:
“It is simply not true that they went into Iranian territorial waters,” Blair said at a news conference in Berlin, calling the situation “very serious.” “I want to get it resolved in as easy and diplomatic a way as possible,” he said, but added he hoped the Iranians “understood how fundamental an issue this is for the British government.”
And for those of you who don’t understand British stiff upper lip speak, translated, that means “We’ve been looking for a reason to come over slap the living crap out you sons of Xerxes and your fruity ways, so consider yourself on notice motherf*ckers,” more or less. Maybe a little less.
According to US and British officials the soldiers had just completed a search of a civilian vessel in an “Iraqi part of the Shatt al Arab waterway when they were intercepted by the Iranian navy.”  Iranian officials, lying out of their hairy butts, said that the sailors” illegally entered Iranian waterways” and they were just doing what they do best, being total insecure bitches.
Iran has denied any access to the British captives and have stated that the men have “confessed” to illegally entering the Iranian waters, to which the collective free world rolls it eyes and holds up a hand — the international meaning for — whatever you playa haters.
Even President Chirac, the leader of the surrender monkey capital of the world, France, has responded in support of the UK. Which is kind of shocking and slightly suspicious.
“We all affirmed our total solidarity with Great Britain,” Chirac said. “It appears clear that these soldiers were not in the Iranian zone at the time.”
Ooooh, Iran is so in trouble. I hope we bust their asses 300 style - they are such dicks.
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It’s Tomahawk time…
Comment by Raw Carrot — March 25, 2007 @ 5:14 pm
I look forward to some sea to surface annihilation against an actual enemy who deserves it.
Comment by dmdo1016 — March 25, 2007 @ 6:17 pm