Bruce Willis Plays Tonsil-Hockey With Courtney Love
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My first thought after reading the story about Bruce Willis making out with riotgrrl Courtney Love is “Who knew Bruce liked the taste of semen, cigarettes, vomit and whiskey?” It takes all kinds.
Willis was celebrating his 52nd birthday at the Sunset club Roxy on March 19 when eyewitnesses spotted he and Courtney exchanging bodily fluids while watching the newest skank to hit town Amy Winehouse perform. But don’t get yourself all in “Moonlighting” twitter, Bruce was later seen out on his own later that night, and Courtney’s spokesho called the encounter a “a quick hi.” Which, when you think of it, describes her entire life.
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EWWWWW!!!!
And to think I found it gross when he was diddling little girls on foreign shores.
PLEASE, Bruce, go make out with an 18 yr old. All is forgiven. Just get this image OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Comment by Amrita — March 26, 2007 @ 11:51 am
I was going to write something smart in reference to Hole and bodily fluids and stuff and then I was sick in my own mouth.
Comment by The Domestic Minx — March 27, 2007 @ 1:48 am