Desperate Housewives’ Josh Henderson Dates Paris Hilton, Waits Anxiously For Peen Explosion
Reports and pictures have been circulating that Paris Hilton has a new man ensnared in her toxic web of STD’s and vacant stares. This time the hapless victim is “Desperate Housewives” actor Josh Henderson.Â
What possible motive would anyone have for dating a whore like Paris Hilton? And I am not using whore as some kind of euphemism. Seriously, she’s a total whore with herpes,videos showing her screwing guys, flashing her skanky lady bits and she doesn’t wear underwear. I realize that Hollywood’s “different” than the rest of the world, but even Hell has standards, and they wouldn’t want Paris Hilton down there scuzzing the place up, leaving slime trails and herp pox everywhere.
Maybe I am just not enlightened, but if you KNOW that someone has something as permanent as herpes and whose name has become synonymous with terms like whore, useless, talentless and retarded - why would you still date them? For all intents and purposes, Paris Hilton should have been branded with a huge W and then forced to languish her days in the South Pole where penguins would use her to block the wind and wipe their poop on. I am so confused.
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Great point! I’m sure we’ve all, back in our young and interesting days, rolled the…uh… dice, yes dice, and hoped that maybe we got away with one when we were really stupid or prayed that the sheath remained intact until the ride came to a complete stop when we were only modestly stupid.
The only way you can play those fun parlor games is if you don’t know for a fact that the other… participant… isn’t carrying a vat full of noxious shit in their party places. You don’t have that option with Paris Hilton.
They call it Russian Roulette when 5 slots are open and one is full. They call it Polish Roulette when 1 slot is open and 5 are full. And then… there’s Paris Hilton.
Comment by DJRadiohead — March 27, 2007 @ 1:37 pm
…where division between the slots has been dissolved by a vile and pestilent mucus…
Comment by The Domestic Minx — March 27, 2007 @ 7:08 pm
Fucing Womens
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