Comments on: Desperate Housewives’ Josh Henderson Dates Paris Hilton, Waits Anxiously For Peen Explosion http://glosslip.com/2007/03/27/desperate-housewives-john-henderson-dates-paris-hilton-waits-anxiously-for-peen-explosion/ Celebrity gossip from our lips to yours Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:14:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Anonymous http://glosslip.com/2007/03/27/desperate-housewives-john-henderson-dates-paris-hilton-waits-anxiously-for-peen-explosion/#comment-19757 Anonymous Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:29:30 +0000 http://glosslip.com/2007/03/27/desperate-housewives-john-henderson-dates-paris-hilton-waits-anxiously-for-peen-explosion/#comment-19757 <strong>Fucing Womens</strong> Fucing Womens Fucing Womens

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]]> By: The Domestic Minx http://glosslip.com/2007/03/27/desperate-housewives-john-henderson-dates-paris-hilton-waits-anxiously-for-peen-explosion/#comment-4341 The Domestic Minx Wed, 28 Mar 2007 00:08:10 +0000 http://glosslip.com/2007/03/27/desperate-housewives-john-henderson-dates-paris-hilton-waits-anxiously-for-peen-explosion/#comment-4341 ...where division between the slots has been dissolved by a vile and pestilent mucus... …where division between the slots has been dissolved by a vile and pestilent mucus…

]]> By: DJRadiohead http://glosslip.com/2007/03/27/desperate-housewives-john-henderson-dates-paris-hilton-waits-anxiously-for-peen-explosion/#comment-4286 DJRadiohead Tue, 27 Mar 2007 18:37:27 +0000 http://glosslip.com/2007/03/27/desperate-housewives-john-henderson-dates-paris-hilton-waits-anxiously-for-peen-explosion/#comment-4286 Great point! I'm sure we've all, back in our young and interesting days, rolled the...uh... dice, yes dice, and hoped that maybe we got away with one when we were really stupid or prayed that the sheath remained intact until the ride came to a complete stop when we were only modestly stupid. The only way you can play those fun parlor games is if you don't know for a fact that the other... participant... isn't carrying a vat full of noxious shit in their party places. You don't have that option with Paris Hilton. They call it Russian Roulette when 5 slots are open and one is full. They call it Polish Roulette when 1 slot is open and 5 are full. And then... there's Paris Hilton. Great point! I’m sure we’ve all, back in our young and interesting days, rolled the…uh… dice, yes dice, and hoped that maybe we got away with one when we were really stupid or prayed that the sheath remained intact until the ride came to a complete stop when we were only modestly stupid.

The only way you can play those fun parlor games is if you don’t know for a fact that the other… participant… isn’t carrying a vat full of noxious shit in their party places. You don’t have that option with Paris Hilton.

They call it Russian Roulette when 5 slots are open and one is full. They call it Polish Roulette when 1 slot is open and 5 are full. And then… there’s Paris Hilton.

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