Eminem and Ex-Wife Agree To End Public Insults, But He Can Still Kill Her In Songs
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Rap star Marshall Mathers, better known by his performance name, Eminem has reached an agreement with his twice-divorced wife Kim Mathers to stop the public insults in the interest of their daughter Hailie.Â
The couple had been engaged in a public war of words for almost the entire history of their relationship since Eminem became famous back in the late 90’s. The two were married for the first time in 1999 and then divorced in 2001 only to remarry in January of 2006 and then divorce again in December of the same year. Got all that? ‘Cuz that’s the stuff of true love.
In the past year Kim Mathers has spoken out about her estranged husband using what Mather’s claims were “derogatory, disparaging, inflammatory and otherwise negative comments” about him, which led him to take legal action.  Action which he claimed was on behalf of their 11-year old daughter. Mathers explained that she was at an age where this public hostility between the two were affecting Hailie’s personal life and causing her pain in respect to her peers, because she was being picked on about it. I can appreciate his concern, although……
Ms. Mather’s lawyer states that Eminen is still permitted to perform songs that are “critical” about her. Songs like “Kim”, where Eminem sings sweet nothings like:
Don’t you get it bitch, no one can hear you? Now shut the fuck up and get what’s comin to you, You were supposed to love me
{*Kim choking*} NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED!
Sweet Mother Mary, if that doesn’t just melt your heart, then you are made of stone. A cold, unfeeling stone wall of insensitivity I tell you. And this must be a huge relief to little Hailie that her parents won’t be publicly bickering like a couple of three-year-olds, and the only public humiliation she must now face is her dad’s riveting performances where he simulates killing her mother to screaming hordes of fans.
Progress made, case closed.
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Yeah, no therapy in that kid’s future, is there?
Comment by DJRadiohead — March 27, 2007 @ 6:32 pm
While I was both repulsed and horrified at the antics of these two imbeciles and the inevitable side effects on their poor daughter, I couldn’t help but be distracted by the *lips*.
Hello? The lipstick thing. What the hell? How is that helping?
Comment by The Domestic Minx — March 27, 2007 @ 7:25 pm