K-Fed Gets A Whopping $13 million from ex-wife Britney Spears, Not $1 million
 
According to a report from MSNBC, the next issue of Star Magazine will outline that not only is Britney Spears, 25, forking over $12 million more than initially reported, she also has some parting words for her ex-husband, aspiring rapper Kevin Federline, 29:
“You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever made, but thank you for my babies.”
Hehe, that’s awesome. I’ve said the same thing to people. Random people. Strangers. It really leaves them confused.Â
Star is also reporting more details from the divorce agreement:Â
- Â A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.
- He receives half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.
- $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.
- Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage.
- He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage.
Hot damn. I wish I would have knocked Britney up, that’s like winning the damned lottery. I guess losing her mind for the last four months did more damage than originally reported. How on earth does he get the children four days a week? That’s almost unheard of in California. I guess that b*tch (K-Fed) gets to keep his Ferrari too.
I would be so ashamed if I were him. The guy can’t make a dime on his own, has no discernible talents and has done only one remotely positive thing since screwing up Britney’s life: babysit his own kids for a month. I am not trying to justify Britney’s behavior or selfish stupidity as of late, but there is NO WAY that K-Fed deserves any of what he’s getting. I hope it’s an extreme exaggeration. Poor Britney, poor mentally impaired and half-crazy Britney. She better start making some money or she’s gonna be living on Cokes and Cheetos.
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That is astounding on a level I can’t begin to comprehend.
Comment by Josh — April 4, 2007 @ 3:09 pm
Dude, we are in the wrong profession. Knocking up dimwitted poptarts is totally the way to go. Well, at least for you. I have my own plan for world domination.
I wonder if Viggo Mortenson is ready to have babies….
Comment by Dawn — April 4, 2007 @ 4:02 pm
My plan for World Domination got screwed.
Now look.
Domestic Domination is the best I can manage.
Shit.
Good luck Dawn.
Comment by The Domestic Minx — April 4, 2007 @ 10:54 pm
Maybe it is a little extravagant, but she MARRIED him, which people take too lightly these days. If she did so before she took the time to decide what he was really like, too bad. We all must take the consequences of our actions, why should she be exempt?
Comment by Tanya — April 5, 2007 @ 9:05 am
KFed is my new hero! Strike one “backatcha” for every guy who had his beating heart ripped out of his chest via his walled by a money-grubbing vixen-ho ex-wife. Stats indicate that women are the ones who file & walk in modern, American marriages (70% of filers are wives.) Chalk one up (finally) for the goose.
Comment by Jerry — April 5, 2007 @ 9:16 am
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