Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, Babyshambles Indeed! Planning To Procreate
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There are many times when I am sure we are at the end of days.Â
Like when Britney declared she was the Anti-Christ, or when Angelina Jolie became a saint, and when a song of Avril Lavigne’s hit #5 on the Billboard Hot 100. These are things that humanity, in a decent and acceptable world, should not have to face.Â
But alas, even these aforementioned societal crises are nothing compared to this news: Babyshamble’s leadsinger and the world’s-most famous-crackhead Pete Doherty, and his toothead and guttermouthed-former-supermodel-girlfriend Kate Moss, are considering throwing their hat into the baby-making ring.
The prolific Starpulse is reporting that Petey’s uncle Phil Michels has the low-down on the couple’s plans to populate the earth:
“Pete and Kate are so in love - they’re talking about starting a family together. Pete is already a doting stepfather to (Moss’ daughter) Lila Grace, and loves spending time with her. They’re setting up home together at the moment, and once that’s sorted they’ll have a massive showbiz wedding.”
Pete, who’s already a father (who knew) has a son named Astile with his former girlfriend Lisa Moorish. And the fact that I didn’t even know he had a son says it all right there about what kind of dad he will make.
So there you have it. If you’ve been putting off buying that life insurance policy or taking that once-in-a-life-time vacation, wait no more. Because I assure that if there were a G*d who cared about this world, it has abandoned us out of complete disgust – and we are on our own.
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Either that, or he’s popped some popcorn and having a good laugh at it all.
Comment by Josh — April 5, 2007 @ 2:56 pm
no the fact that you didn’t know he had a son makes you an ill-researched, bandwagoning fool writing bad things about pete doherty because it’s ‘in’.
Comment by john — April 5, 2007 @ 6:16 pm