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04/05/2007 (5:38 pm)

Uma Thurman’s Body Still Hot, She Just Needs A Better Swimsuit

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Many a gossip rag is talking smack about these pictures of Uma Thurman in a swimsuit, here’s a few quality (and by quality - I mean dumb guys) comments from around the web:

“Uma Thurman has to be ugliest “Hollywood beauty” alive. Seriously, these three should be scaring away crows, not telling you not to hate them because they’re beautiful.” -  IDLYITW

“Seriously, there’s not an inch anywhere on her body I could say something nice about. ” - WWTDD

“I just can’t figure out if I’m supposed to be turned on or grossed out. It’s like watching lesbians, only one of them has a mustache.”  - The Superficial

There were more, lots more, but essentially they were all the same lame comments about her body looking shot.  So either these guys all have problems with their peens, have never seen a real women up close, or are all dating supermodels from another universe. Because the only problem I see with Uma Thurman is she needs a new bikini.  Preferably one with some support.  I think she looks great for being 36 and having two kids.  These are candid shots, not a friggin photo shoot. Do women have to have full makeup and hair to go to the beach?  Guys are so stupid sometimes. I’d like to see them in their swimtrucks.

Feel free to enjoy another Uma after the jump.

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Posted by D
Filed under: All Around The Blogosphere, Celebrity Culture, Fashion Hell

7 Comments

  1. Yeah, agreed. Uma’s hot. I would hate for “candid” pics of me to be broadcast across the Interwebs. Downside of fame and all that, I guess.

    Comment by Eric Berlin — April 5, 2007 @ 7:13 pm

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  2. I would “love” to see some candids of you EB, for a guy on the web, you are one of the hotties. There are some monsters out there hiding behind their keyboards.

    Please don’t take that the wrong way, just being nice, not hitting on you. (Don’t want your wife to beat me down ;)

    Comment by Dawn — April 5, 2007 @ 7:31 pm

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  3. I have always considered Uma hot. The weary bosoms have let her down here but certainly nothing a degree of hoisting wouldn’t fix!
    She is a real woman and a damn fine one too, even in these (relatively unflattering) candid shots.

    Comment by The Domestic Minx — April 6, 2007 @ 8:36 am

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  4. How about those Goldie Hawn haters going on and on about her lack of a bra? Personally, I hope my boobs look that good without a bra when I’m 60(?).

    Comment by Amrita — April 6, 2007 @ 9:59 am

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  5. ewww it looks like she was a major bra-burner in the 60’s revolution…..

    Comment by blah blah — April 6, 2007 @ 7:41 pm

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  6. What parallel universe are we living in where Uma Thurman is being slagged off based on looks? That’s all kinds of fucked up. These are the same assholes who make fat jokes about Kate Winslet. Fuck ‘em.

    Comment by Josh — April 6, 2007 @ 9:58 pm

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  7. She has had two children. Her suit isn’t supportive AT all. I still do some modeling and am not much younger than Uma. I see models in the nude and TRUST me. lots don’t look nearly as good as this woman! Her face still looks great as does her body! She’s just got natural breasts and has probably breast fed BOTH those kids!

    Comment by erin — April 6, 2007 @ 11:06 pm

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