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04/09/2007 (1:44 pm)

Charlotte Church Eating Her Way Through Pregnancy

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You know how in the movie The Breakfast Club, Judd Nelson’s character tells Molly Ringwald’s character that some people have a fat person inside them just waiting to get out, and you can just tell by looking at them who those people are?  Well he must have been talking about Charlotte Church who is pregnant with rugby star Gavin Henson’s child.  While only four months pregnant in the above picture, it seems the singer has been using her pregnancy as an excuse to eat all of England. 

That is not a metaphor, seriously she’s been seen eating the white cliffs of Dover.  Which is tragic really, because those are very nice cliffs. 

I don’t normally make fun of fat people, but Charlotte Church is totally asking for it.  Below is another of Charlotte before letting the inner fat get out.

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Posted by D
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9 Comments

  1. Up Yours!

    Errr, I mean you are soooooo gettin’ linked!

    Comment by Jason Meltzer Patterson — April 9, 2007 @ 5:17 pm

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  2. I was thinking today, in the shower no less, that I totally recognize Jason, from “get your OJ.” I had you linked on my old blog huh? That’s back in the day for you.

    How are you Jason?

    Comment by dmdo1016 — April 9, 2007 @ 5:50 pm

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  3. Holy crap! Last week I met up with my old friend, who is 4 1/2 months pregnant. Except for her belly, she still looks great. She DOES NOT look like Charlotte!

    Comment by Kaonashi — April 9, 2007 @ 8:02 pm

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  4. You guys and this author of the article are mistaken. A pregnant woman is beautiful to me, and CC is no different. She is being responsible about it, no hair dyes, no smoking, no drinking. She is keeping active, and really has a glow about her. She is also eating for two, and shame on you all for critizing her weight. Fat, you can always lose. Being fatheads, unfortunately is a terminal condition.

    Ray J. Annis
    Sebring, Fl

    Comment by Ray J. Annis — April 9, 2007 @ 10:36 pm

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  5. That’s sweet Ray. And totally not applicable to Charlotte. She’s a mess. Really, she should not be wearing that swimsuit, or anything resembling a swimsuit.

    Her picture makes ME feel fat for her. And bloated, very, very bloated.

    Comment by dmdo1016 — April 9, 2007 @ 11:45 pm

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  6. that woman’s NOT 4 months pregnant… is she? look for a 10 lb premie baby is my guess.

    Comment by Amrita — April 10, 2007 @ 12:35 am

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  7. “Using her pregnancy as an excuse to eat all of England”?

    Err, why ever would she eat all of England when she’s not even English? Doh!

    Comment by Amy — April 10, 2007 @ 7:32 am

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  8. Ray, that glow you see is a reflection of her translucent fat which always is more noticable when combined with water and sunlight. Healthy is not a word that applies to giggly skin.

    Comment by D-Bomb — April 14, 2007 @ 5:26 pm

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  9. OMG!!!!!!! she doesn’t even look pregnant, she just looks FAT!

    Comment by vanessa_spice — April 16, 2007 @ 4:59 pm

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