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04/15/2007 (8:16 pm)

Paris Hilton’s Virus Also Infects Computers

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Even your computer isn’t safe from Paris Hilton’s cooties.  A new virus, disguised as an email has been spamming computers with promises of the over-exposed heiress doing what she does best: posing naked.  According to this article, a computer security firm has discovered a malicious virus that attacks the user’s system after being opened from their email.

Security firm Sophos said a new attack is using a lure of images of celebrity heiress Paris Hilton in a state of undress in order to invade users’ systems.  Spammed email messages with subject lines such as “Hot pictures of Paris Hilton nude,” and containing images of porn star Jenna Jameson, have begun circulating this week, Sophos said.  The emails link to a website containing the Troj/Iffy-B trojan horse, which links to more malicious code exploiting the animated cursor bug patched by Microsoft this week.

I have only one question?  Is there even a single soul left who hasn’t already seen Paris naked?  I mean seriously, my kids can recognize her naughty bits from three rooms away.  I am not sure what that says about my parenting, but I know what it says about Paris Hilton and pictures of her naked. 

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Posted by D
Filed under: F'd, Paris Hilton, Soulless Whores

6 Comments »

  1. of course they’d use Paris.
    thank you for the information,ill be sure to let my parents know.

    The whole viruses thing everywhere more nowso than before is crap..I hate people and their dumb causing virises,worms,trojans,etc.

    Comment by bored — April 15, 2007 @ 8:28 pm

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  2. Brilliant last paragraph, Dawn. I love that!

    Comment by Josh — April 16, 2007 @ 10:54 am

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  3. Sad, but true. A least a little.

    Comment by dmdo1016 — April 16, 2007 @ 11:29 am

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  4. […] Which celebrity daughter is changing her first name because it’s really shitty? - Celebitchy Paris Hilton’s new virus. I’m not making a joke, I promise. Bitch has a new virus going … - Glosslip LMAO. Kiki Dunst isn’t loved by Holy Candy - Holy Candy Years later, Eva […]

    Pingback by poponthepop.com — April 16, 2007 @ 6:36 pm

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  5. What really irks me is that people still haven’t learned to quick opening up these emails. Like there are people out there giving this stuff out…Over a decade into the internet age, and most people are still clueless.

    Comment by Rizzo — April 17, 2007 @ 9:09 am

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  6. I’m gay and so I will never be infected

    Comment by luc — April 20, 2007 @ 6:47 am

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