Heather Mills Goes For Broke, Falls Flat
It’s been a while since we’ve mentioned the Picasso-faced Heather Mills, but that’s because she’s annoying. Even more annoying is watching her undulated and behave in an undignified manner on the Dancing With The Stars.
I know you are supposed to be judging her on her dancing talent, which is really frightfully uncoordinated and without rhythm, but I couldn’t help finding myself fascinated by how well she navigated in heels on a slippery floor with a prosthetic limb. It’s kind of scary to watch her, because at any moment you know she’s going to wipe out. It’s like Nascar. No one watches for the race, it’s the anticipation of something going horribly wrong and ending in a fiery gruesome crash. Yuck - why torment yourself?
In any case, she just bought some floorspace with her butt, amusing, but also kind of sad. If I didn’t find her so appalling I would feel sorry for her. She really has a tremendous “pathetic” factor to her - and it has NOTHING to do with her leg.













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Pingback by dailystab.com — April 17, 2007 @ 10:24 am
Heather is the only reason I watch the show, and NOT because I am a fan of hers! I find her equally appalling, and am still stunned that she has the nerve to throw herself around on TV like that after the incredible lies she has told about one of the world’s most beloved public figures. Oh well, typical American media, take a controversial slutty blonde and make a star out of her I guess.
Comment by Erika — April 17, 2007 @ 4:37 pm
Heather is vile and I have been waiting, praying for something like this to happen, hoping that at any minute her spinning gammy leg would fly off into one of the gaffers.
So she landed on her butt…there’s still opportunity for the leg..
Comment by The Domestic Minx — April 18, 2007 @ 7:04 pm
after seeing this “fall” more than once im convinced that it was staged. noticed the unnatural manner in which she lands. Ive been a nurse for a long time assessing injury as well as the stage manager for more than one dance company–this was no accident!
Comment by diane — April 18, 2007 @ 10:33 pm
I agree.
She has no talent other than lightening the weight of men’s wallets. I’m amazed that the American public has bought into Heather and her tasteless escapades. She uses her disability to get the pity vote, period.
Those of you who don’t know about her tarty past- just go to Google, type in her name and click on Images. Make sure your kids aren’t in the room-
Comment by Terry — April 19, 2007 @ 3:00 pm
I’m an American and I’ve been waiting for Heather’s leg to spin off. I detest her and I think she entered this contest to get people on her side; to think she’s such a sport and “feel sorry for me”, etc. I wish people are not voting for her cause I can’t wait until she gets kicked off!!! She’s a horrible person to even think that she’s entitled to 1/2 of Paul and Linda’s estate; one that they worked hard for many years. Gold digger.
Comment by Beverly — April 19, 2007 @ 3:23 pm
Heather Mills ain’t nothing but a hoe. Hell she gives Golddiggin’ a bad name. She had nerve enough to not really want to settle for the millions she did get. She used Paul for nothing more than his royalties, and in the same she took from Linda McCartney as well. Karma ALWAYS comes around. Always remember the Rule Of Three….”If It Harms None, Do What Ye Will!” RIP Heather.\
Jackie Coble
Hamilton, Ohio
Comment by Jackie — March 17, 2008 @ 7:33 pm