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04/17/2007 (8:49 am)

Marilyn Manson’s Barely Legal Girlfriend Is Perfect For Him

Marilyn Manson, 38, doesn’t try very hard to hide his young girl fetish. Boasting about his new girlfriend, 19-year-old actress Rachel Evan Wood, the grotesquely altered shock-rocker says that the two, despite their 19-year age difference, have a lot in common. From US Magazine:

“I’ve found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood,” Manson, 38, tells France’s Le Parisien newspaper.”She’s 19 and certainly that’s very young,” he added, “but that’s not a problem for me. She likes the same things as me. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn.”

Marilyn also talked about his failed marriage to burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese:

“Our relationship ended at Halloween. I was completely destroyed psychologically. I’d rented a house and begun working on this disc, which sort of tells everything that happened to me during the past year. I was married to someone who wanted me to change. Become more adult, more responsible. I began not to like myself, not like what I do. I lost my identity. Everything began collapsing around me. The record allowed me to put an end to that. Dita left at Christmas while I was recording.”

Indulge me here, but in the year 2007, with the whole goth-rock-industrial thing squarely behind us, is Marilyn Manson still clinging to his tired shtick? Seriously, time to clean it up, expand your horizons even. You are 38, on your way to middle-age, have been married and divorced twice — have some friggin’ dignity. You can’t really think it’s ok for a man your age to dress up like a mentally-challenged Transylvania reject and hope to scare people? Give it up, act your age and stop dating women who are literally young enough to be your daughter. I hope you get arthritis of the penis Marilyn. Shame on you.

And Rachel, as the latest homewrecker on the block, I can’t wait until you wake up someday (soon I am sure) and look over and see you are shacking up with a total wanker.

Marilyn isn’t the Dark Lord, you aren’t going to live forever and the embarrassment you feel now will eventually pass. Just keep saying “his name is Brian Warner and he’s a total nerd from Canton, Ohio.” That’s what I do when I wake up from nightmares featuring this ghoulish doofus.

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Filed under: Homewreckers, Hookups, Marilyn Manson, Soulless Whores

22 Comments »

dignity? c’mon dawn, the guy’s worn assless pants on national television!

Comment by Mark Saleski — April 17, 2007 @ 9:53 am

Yes, well, you can’t blame me for wishful thinking.

How he get these attractive women is beyond me.

In real life, these women would spit on him and take out a restraining order. Rose McGowan, Dita Von Teese, Rached Evan Wood? Give me a friggin’ break. Does living in Hollywood make you blind?

Comment by dmdo1016 — April 17, 2007 @ 10:07 am

Isnt being an ugly fat gossiping prude judgemental bitch also passe? but you keep doing it

Comment by joe — April 17, 2007 @ 10:16 am

How did you know I was all of those things Joe

Comment by dmdo1016 — April 17, 2007 @ 10:45 am

I like how he defines “soul mate” as someone who is a night owl. There are a lot of guys working the night shift down at the port who will not be thrilled to learn they now qualify to be Marilyn Manson’s soul mate.

Comment by Kati Irons — April 17, 2007 @ 11:47 am

is that what he looks like without make up? Well, now I know why he was so depressed when she wanted him to chuck all that.

Comment by Amrita — April 17, 2007 @ 11:51 am

And here I’ve gone dating girls my age like a sucker.

Comment by Matt Sussman — April 17, 2007 @ 1:50 pm

The most surprising (and most-likely hypocritical) comment award goes to…”Amrita”, for her cosmetics remark. Leave it to a woman in our culture to arrogantly drip irony!

Comment by The Musical Mind Rapist — April 18, 2007 @ 9:10 pm

[...] relationship with 19-years-younger actress Evan Rachel Wood. He told the newspaper Le Parisien (via Glosslip), “I’ve found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. She’s [...]

Pingback by Evan Rachel Wood Just Gets Me, You Know? She Understands Me. - Celebrity News, Pictures and Gossip. — April 19, 2007 @ 6:32 pm

fuck all you. none of you know anything about dignity. People marry when there is a huge age difference and you dont bitch about that but when someone different does you start talking all your shit. you complain about how he does stuff differently but in your pathetic minds you wish you could be as great as him. Your just a pathetic peice of shit. You all put down anybody that thinks different than you and you wont admit that your either envious or scared shitless

Comment by COOPER — April 24, 2007 @ 6:41 pm

i think COOPER is just angry because he isn’t manson’s arm candy. sorry COOPER, but unless you’re a 19 year old whore you don’t have a chance with him.

Comment by whatever — May 13, 2007 @ 1:39 am

lol. Its amusing how people are playing right into his pocket, as he knew they would. Love him or hate him, he’s a mind game champ’ that knows how to poke people’s tiny gullible minds into predictable reactions. That, is damn good marketing. Regardless of whether -you- are buying, you’re still paying attention, which is exactly how he has always worked & likely always will. So before you bitch, think twice about what exactly you hope to accomplish by doing it, because in reality, he’s loving every second of your outrage & you’re acting as his free publicist.

Not defending him, but last I heard 19 is legal & capable of adult decision making. Calling it “pedophilia” is downright exaggerated. I just think its funny how people make a fuss of this, when history affords us much worse (Jerry Lee Lewis anyone?).

Also, your last pic of him (blonde) isn’t him, its his former drummer, Ginger Fish. Try to be more careful with your “research”.

Comment by Nobody — May 16, 2007 @ 5:28 pm

Well what can I say ? Yes there is a age difference but dont you think if rachel wasnt happy about it she would say something ? Shes obviously happy. Unlike you, Leading a sad life bitching about other people. Marilyn has sold many merchandise and albums staying the way he is. Its the way he is, is what makes him different. But you obviously cant face SOMEONES different. So go and bitch about someone esle, The only person who has to get a grip and grow up is you. Cant do anything else better than bitch about more succsessful people than you.
Good Riddance.
Sic For Life \m/

Comment by HeavyOutlinedEyez — July 16, 2007 @ 8:04 pm

oh my god im tired of always hearing and reading shit about goth bands!!! so what if they different? at jeast they have the guts to be themselves and follow no crowds!!! fuck u all i love marilyn manson and id fuck and marry him any day. and om 17. so yer. how do u like them apples?

Comment by mm13 — July 18, 2007 @ 2:25 am

I know, I’m a bit late, but the thing is - why would he change? Goch, he made billions of Dollars with the way he is, he built up some kind of an army following him being the way he is. Gosh, I absolutely love Dita, but if they were not happy together, just let them do their own thing! My boyfriend is 16 years older than me and I was never ever happier with somebody else, is that a crime?
I couldn’t really understand how all those charming women were or are falling for him, but I gotta confess - he’s got that something and bitching around about the fact that he is great won’t make you happier!

…nice entries though

Comment by Mystique — August 27, 2007 @ 5:23 pm

I think to each his own and he can do whatever he feels. Who’s to say how another person should express themselves. Personally, I think he’s great and just real and into doing his own thing and not hurting anybody, which is more than I can say for much of the planet today.

Comment by laurelfish — September 20, 2007 @ 7:57 pm

Hey a least he isn’t out there following and copying every one else he has always done his own thing and makes fucking awesome music. Your just pissed cause you can’t date her yourself.

Comment by J-Rod — September 26, 2007 @ 8:28 am

It is interesting to read such mundane and uneducated opinions. Something Manson would never do!!

Comment by chantell — October 15, 2007 @ 6:27 pm

YOU KNOW WHAT STFU!! all of you manson is the best and will always be so go suck on my pussy… u fucking bitches you should be happy 4 him that hes found someone to be happy with/////so go suck on that

Comment by ashley — October 17, 2007 @ 5:39 pm

You act as if he’s reading this right now as if he gives a fuck of your opinions apparently not as he’s still out there today you describe alot about his age it doesn’t matter he is an athiest saint and his music is original not some fake shit like rhiana ,britney and jessica simpson wow he’s not like you doesn’t give you a right to judge live life while it lasts quit whining about something that might not even get to him that might not even matter he’s made money he’s got love who gives you the right to critisise him..

Comment by Person^_^ — November 28, 2007 @ 10:12 am