Jessica Simpson’s Dirty In More Ways Than One
You know how they say once a girl gets herself a man, she really lets herself go? Well I think that pretty much applies to Jessica Simpson.
I tried to ignore that fake tan. I tried to ignore the poorly executed hair color (which makes the tan look AWFUL), I even tried to ignore the general feeling that she’s given up trying to look good - but I cannot and will not forget the above photo. There’s no excuse to not keep her girls underwraps. What, she’s doesn’t own a mirror?
Anway, this story about Jess and her main peen John Mayer on vacation in Rome made me want to throw up:
“Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn’t get to sleep for a long time. “This woman was saying she couldn’t believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door.”
I’ve said it before, and I will say it again, please keep your weird sex stuff to your damn self, that means your freaky noises and attention-getting moaning. People only do that because they WANT people to hear them. Spare me!
And then there’s this Daily News blind item revealed at IDLYITW :
Which blond bombshell, on a recent visit to Rome, became ill and soiled her bedsheets so badly that the hotel mattress had to be replaced? “Also, she and [her boyfriend] have a reputation for really dirty sex,” says a snitch.
Look sh*t happens to everyone. I one time had what had to be the Ebola virus and crapped in my pants at work. Needless to say, not a high point in my career, but at least no one had to replace my chair. It takes a lot of fluid to ruin an entire mattress. Trust me, I have kids, I know.
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Comment by Lori Biamonte — April 19, 2007 @ 5:30 am
hiya jessica i am 25. and i wanted to now if you would shag me i am a bit horrny by josh mcgloguhlin
Comment by josh — September 19, 2007 @ 5:03 pm
Seriously… do NOT talk about Jessica simpson because you obviously have no freakin` life but to sit her and critize her every move… its none of your damn bussiness about her life and what she does is none of your bussiness… her career is as an artist, so whatever goes on beyound that is none of your bussiness.. and about the sex noises.. you didnt hear them and there is no proof besides someone stating it.. a person who could be exactly like you.. and dont even talk about her father because if you havent noticed.. both sisters are still famous and loved worldwide, he obviously got them to the point to world fame and you are no where near that type of sucess.. so seriously, SPARE ME the fingers to type and just shut the fuck up and mind your own bussiness!!!
Comment by Samiha — October 12, 2007 @ 7:08 pm
Didja read that, D?
You’ve been warned. -ooooo-
Comment by k — October 12, 2007 @ 10:41 pm