Britney Spears To Trash Mom, Exes Timberlake and K-Fed In Tell All Book
Is Britney lashing out at those around her in an attempt to deflect from her own missteps? Perhaps, or maybe she’s just beating those riding on her gravy train to the punch. Whatever the reason, new rumors are circulating that the popstar is planning on writing a tell-all book where she will detail the failings and selfishness of those close to her as shining examples of why she derailed like a flaming train off a cliff of doom.
First up, JT:
“Brit blames most of her problems with drugs and alcohol of the heartache she experienced years before, during her time with Justin; she couldn’t trust him…She also felt he became mean towards the end of their relationship; she said he called her fat and told her she’d need to lose weight before he would have sex with her.”
I can see this, JT seems to grow weary of them when they start to hit the wall of U.G.L.Y., you ain’t got no alibi.
Brit pretty much sums up ex-K-Fed, finally catching on to what the entire universe knew about him, but she failed to see:
“Brit will say he deliberately tried to drive her crazy. She feels Kevin just pretended to love her for the money and a music career. When that sunk in, she was so heartbroken that she wanted to kill herself.”
And if all else fails, her mother is final scapegoat for the endless screw-ups Britney’s managed to rack up in no short order:
“Britney will call her a ’stage mum from hell’ and blame her for almost every ill in her life. She’ll say Lynne’s money hungry and that she was just along for the free ride…Britney thinks of her as a meddling, smothering person and blames her for her messy marriages.”
I can’t really comment too much on this, because I am a meddling, smothering person to my kids and that’s just the way it is, the way it’s gonna be, and it ain’t gonna be no other way. Now go to your room you ungrateful little jerks.
Where was I? Oh yes, I am not even sure if this is true, but it exceeds my rule of thumb by having more than one mention in a source that’s only slightly more credible than this site, so yeah, it must be true. Needless to say, Britney’s family has counseled her against this move, but the singer, inspired by her therapist to write the book, will have the final say.
So look for this riveting tale of hillbillies gone wild at a Border’s near you..
Is it just me, or is Britney the most stubborn, ignorant and idiotic little girl on earth? If I were her parents I would just be so disappointed and ashamed. Her staggering immaturity is inconceivable.
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At least we can rest easily knowing there are still no celebrities willing to take responsibility for their own actions. I was sure everything that’s gone wrong would be someone else’s fault, now we’ll have a book to prove it.
Comment by Josh — April 27, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
Are there any details of her jacked up life that we don’t know about? I highly doubt it. Save a tree Brit.
Comment by D-Bomb — May 2, 2007 @ 9:57 pm
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Britney Spears Brust
Britney kann es wieder mal nicht lassen, der Öffentlichkeit ihren Körper etwas näher zu zeigen.
Wird hatten ja schon mal den Beitrag Britney Spears Pussy. So weit ging sie diesmal nicht. Dafür konnten wir ihren aprikosenfarbenen S…
Trackback by Joes Newz Blog — June 17, 2007 @ 6:48 pm