The Twin Towers professional staff has positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition.

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I’ll also add that Paris seemed quite shy and didn’t want to go on stage, but was convinced by her girlfriends to go. Paris did have the mic in her hand at one point. Personally, I was relieved that she didn’t sing and Janet rocked the house. I never saw this as a diss by Prince. I’ll also add that Paris cannot dance, she likes to flip her hair in your face when she does dance, and she was, yet again, going fully commando and liked to flip up her skirt so you could see.

I agree that the real story here is that Prince rocked the house. Everyone had a great time (including Paris). It was the highlight of my wife and I’s anniversary vacation to vegas and Mexico.

Seriously…my wife and I (and everyone else) went nuts when Janet start blowin, “Play That Funky Music White Boy”. Top shelf.

A great night!

As for the Paris Hilton part….call me a loser but I would not recognize her!

I do recall Prince say to a group a people “let’s see who can really sing” or something like that.

BTW..the real story is that Prince does an awesome job on stage

Yes it happened that she was on stage, and Prince has done this SEVERAL times over his run at the Rio in Vegas and a majority of the people do not know the lyrics and decline, even when he puts the mic in their face.

I reported the story early Saturday morning April 21st as my friend called me after leaving the club. He said Paris was on stage and Prince tried to have her sing “Play That Funky Music” and she waved him off a few times and then his back up singer Shelby tried to have her sing and she waved her off as well.

Paris left the stage about 5 minutes later, walking off, not storming off. She stayed for the rest of the show, and US Weekly even has a shot of her early Saturday morning a few hours later on the 21st with Kevin Federline at TAO, not even looking upset.

I have been upset at US Weekly since I saw the article because it was just posted by me on Prince sites, no where else AND that they had to add stuff to it. It was a good enough story without them having to say he was trying to humuliate her on purpose and that she stormed off.

Needless to say, I have been critizing US weekly and saying what you said, that it kind of ends where she was on stage and declined to sing. Verifying that happened and nothing else.

Needless to say, I guess critizing US Weekly and being upset about it being lifted from my post was not smart. My myspace page, with all my thousands of contacts, was deleted on Saturday afternoon with no reason given.

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