Angelina Jolie Now Giving Lap Dances To Ex-Lovers
Us Magazine is quoting a source as saying that Angelina Jolie gave her one-time co-star and reported former flame, Oliver Martinez a lapdance while the two were out together for an afterparty to celebrate her directorial debut in the documentary, A Place In Time.
Martinez participated in the film with Jolie and previously on the movie Taking Lives - when the two are said to have had a fling before Jolie hooked up with current partner of two years Brad Pitt.
From the Us Magazine story titled, Angelina Gives Ex Lapdance While Brad Babysits:
After an official bash at Hotel Gansevoort – where the star drank wine and, a source tells Us, was “really outgoing and very chatty†– Jolie headed to a small VIP afterparty at nearby eatery Gin Lane. Encouraged by a group of drummers, the actress eventually began waving her arms around. But it wasn’t until Jolie started dancing for Martinez that things got really wild.
“She turned to him on the banquette and was shaking it in front of him. She was giving him a lap dance, †another reveler tells Us. “She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way.†As another partygoer describes it, “It was very, very flirty.†“When she is with someone she knows, she might appear to be flirtatious, but it’s just affection.â€
Where was boyfriend Brad Pitt? Should he be worried about the couple’s recent outing? When are Brad and Angie going to see each other next? For more details on Angelina’s recent flirtation and how it will affect her relationship with Brad, check out the current issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands this week.
I would LOVE to believe this story. Why? Because I have made it no secret that I think Angelina is some kind of man-eating she-devil with the moral fiber of an ethnic-cleansing third-world-leader. This story is like low-hanging fruit, ripe for my brutal picking.
But after dealing with Us Magazine recently and unraveling a blatant fabrication that they refused to acknowledge, their mode of operation hast has become abundantly clear to me. Us Magazine, like some mainstream media sources, have ZERO interest in the facts and are in the business of selling magazines even if it destroys lives.
Do I suffer from some sort of crippling naivete? Is it so wrong for me to want to find safe harbor in the MSM — the last vestige of credibility — in a field that lives and breathe untruths and misrepresentations. I have genuinely formed opinions about people I don’t know based on news items I have taken at face value. Some people will brush off my incredulity as silly. Many times I have heard “Well, those are tabloid rags, you don’t really believe what they write do you?” Yes, in fact I do. I don’t read the OBVIOUS sources full of outrageous claims. I assume(d) that a magazine like Us is believable. I assume they fact-check. I assume they know what libel is.
Yes, I know I am screaming into a vacuum of non-interest. Whatever, I hope this one’s true, because I would love to believe that Angie Jolie is a dirty two-timing whore. But really, who gives a crap. It’s a headline worth repeating whether it’s true or not.
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Comment by Hope — May 2, 2007 @ 10:46 am
Angelina is a slut. No two ways about it.
Comment by Author X — May 2, 2007 @ 10:57 am
She is a beauty! Who says moms can’t have fun?
Comment by marcelas — May 2, 2007 @ 12:00 pm
I heard because she only goes to PEOPLE magazine the other magazines US & In Touch are only going to run bad stories.
So no I no longer believe anything they say.
Comment by Angel — May 2, 2007 @ 12:03 pm
Uh…you’re just now tumbling to the fact that US lies and fabricates stories all the time…and then they had the nerve to point out last week that all the other tabs…lie and fabricate stories? You’re just too dumb to live. Why in the fuck do you have a gossip site if you don’t understand the fact that MOST GOSSIP is either a big-ass lie or a gross extension of the truth. And when it comes to the tabloids - “a big-ass lie” is the norm, not the exception.
And BTW - Rush & Malloy of the NYDN reported this story on Monday and the people they talked to said that Angelina and Olivier Martinez DANCED A SAMBA, NOT A LAPDANCE. The “lapdance” is an US creative interpretation of the Rush & Malloy story. But, hey, the headline, “Angie Dances Samba With Olivier” just isn’t going to sell as many mags as “Angie Gives Olivier Martinez A Lapdance!” - now is it?
Comment by You'reStupid — May 2, 2007 @ 12:03 pm
Hey I may be stupid, but you are a raging assface. But I guess I can’t expect much from college slackers in Missouri!
Comment by dmdo1016 — May 2, 2007 @ 12:16 pm
Hooo- I would like to believe this…who cares abt boring lover whose job is no more than that of a baby sitter…Way to go angie..that is THE Angie…she is back…
Comment by Stefania — May 2, 2007 @ 3:00 pm
Angelina Jolie is a horrible woman. You and I see eye to eye on this one!
Comment by Fannee — May 2, 2007 @ 4:12 pm
Guys I second what Angel said about Angie only going to Peoples. I’ve heard a lot of stories but I believe this one’s made up. Angie may have danced..so what? Last time she danced at the Wyclef performance, she was accused of doing dirty things as well. She’s having a good time. Who gives if her and Brad and broken up? It’s her life and her kids whom she has to deal with. Let her be. Don’t call her names. What does that make you? What would you do if others said shit like calling you a slut when all you’re doing is having some fun and letting the mags and tabloids make shit up?
*you as in ..in general you.*
Comment by Chrispy — May 2, 2007 @ 8:55 pm
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Pingback by poponthepop.com — May 2, 2007 @ 9:54 pm
I think US mag is sourgraping due to Angelina’s snobbery concerning her “Only People Mag can photograph Pax” rule.
Comment by elen — May 2, 2007 @ 11:07 pm
Hello Jolie lovers and Jolie haters, no matter what the magazines say, one thing is for sure. Body language and facial expressions don’t lie. When last have you seen Jolie in a picture with Pitt where she is so happy and relaxed. I can’t remember. She even seems more naturally affectionate for this Martinez guy. Pitt is going down the toilet soon, hehehhee….
Comment by beijing — May 2, 2007 @ 11:38 pm
Er…if you want to see Angie happy and relaxed and with Mr.Pitt head over to Perez Hilton where they have new pics of the couple looking very much like they’re in love.
Miss Glosslip, your journalistic skills are very poor. Did you purely start this site to have a dig at Angelina? How pathetic of you, you poor cow. Really get obver yourself and stop wasting so much of your life hating someone you barely know.
Better still, go get fisted, it might loosen you up a bit darling.
Comment by NIN — May 3, 2007 @ 4:58 am
Wow NIN. You freak. You Brangeloonies are insane. This women has stolen other women’s men and calling her a slut is NICE.
You have a lot of nerve telling someone you don’t know to “go get fisted”. I’m sure Angie has and if she saw the way her insane fans defend her she would be proud, especially with comments like that…I’m sure it brings her slutty self some memories of her lesbian days.
Now all you have to do is make sure you tell someone to go fuck their brother and she will faint from ecstacy over memories of her bro.
Go kiss your brother and stop wasting YOUR time being such a damn hypocrite.
Comment by Author X — May 3, 2007 @ 3:52 pm