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05/08/2007 (1:35 pm)

Paris Hilton Begs To Be Set Free, Entrepreneurs Set Up Shop

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I tried to take a break from the celeb grind and write some serious shizzle, but no one gives a crap. So back to all Paris, all the time.

The latest in Paris Hilton news. The Flack is Back, PR Blog has a brilliantly written post up about Elliot Mintz returning to the bosom of his former celeb-in-waiting and carefully crafting a statement that counters his previous claim about splitting with the embattled heiress. I can’t keep up.

Free Paris t-shirts are turning up as well as a petition on Paris’ MySpace page - its so nice to see her use the magic words. Do they not have spellcheck in Hollywood?

And for the rest of the universe, you can buy a t-shirt that more accurately reflects what the majority of humans think about Paris’ summer vacation plans. Good news, it comes in 8 different colors. One for each day of the week and twice on Sundays!!! Yippee.

Posted by D
Filed under: Crimes and Punishment, Idiocy, Paris Hilton

5 Comments

  1. If you’re referring to the apparent lack of spellchecking on the shirt, it’s purposeful. The shirt is a parody of the classic brainteaser:

    I love Paris in the
    the spring

    in which most of the general public overlooks the second “the” in the sentence because the brain processes the information faster than the eyes (something like that).

    Comment by Kaonashi — May 8, 2007 @ 3:05 pm

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  2. I was actually referring to Paris’ myspace page where she asks us all to sihn the petition to have her set free. But I like your reference better :)

    Comment by dmdo1016 — May 8, 2007 @ 3:16 pm

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  3. For real? She has a petition to set her free? LOL! You’d think she was like Nelson Mandela or some other political prisoner. Hell no. I only wish that her sentence was longer.

    Oh btw, the brainteaser is actually supposed to read more like

    I love Paris
    in the
    the spring

    Just like the T-shirt :)

    Comment by Kaonashi — May 8, 2007 @ 5:01 pm

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    Pingback by poponthepop.com — May 9, 2007 @ 9:23 pm

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  5. paris hilton doesn’t deserve to be on this planet.

    Comment by nori — August 1, 2007 @ 12:39 pm

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