Lindsay Lohan Is As Overly Dramatic In Bed As She Is On Film
More Lindsay Lohan gossip.
Hard to say if this is true, but considering the subject matter is Lindsay Lohan, let’s just assume that it is.
The Bosh has some interesting quotes up about Lindsay’s latest relationship with British playboy Calum Best. It seems she’s a firecrotch in the sack, as well as, a pain in the a** on the set of her films. Here are the quotes that a source claims Calum said:
“[Calum] told me Lindsay’s really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] ‘she’s dynamite between the sheets…No girl I’ve ever slept with comes close.’…Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.â€
“Calum explained that because Lindsay was so fit he would often find it hard to keep up with her demands. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it. He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.â€
“Calum treats her no different to any other conquest even though she is a big Hollywood star. Lindsay’s used to men doing everything she asks and getting her own way but Calum is the exact opposite.â€
Obviously these young women (Evan Rachel Wood, Jessica Simpson) got their sexual know-how from low-rent porn films. Screaming is so totally cliched. As is tearing up the joint, and giving bumps and bruises. If you know what you are doing, you don’t really need all the theatrics. It’s sex people, not “Die Hard 4″ - let’s keep the explosions, screaming and violence on the big screen. You can be passionate without making a mess and putting someone in the hospital.
Lindsay’s need for attention is pathological. She makes all red-heads look bad, and honestly, we can do that all our own, thank you very much!
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