Lindsay Lohan Plays With Knives, Has No Friends
News Of the World, the fine folks who brought us pictures of Lindsay Lohan snorting lines of coke in the loo, has now obtained some frightening pics of Lilo playing with knives.
Lindsay, who entered rehab at Malibu Promises last week, is seen holding a knife to a friend’s throat and also putting a knife in her own mouth. Never one to avoid a photo op, Lindsay appears quite out of it in these pictures taken at a house party four months ago. This once again proves that Lindsay’s first visit to rehab was NOT successful, much like her efforts to find trustworthy and good-hearted friends. Lindsay must have been coked-out-of this-universe to allow such candid shots of herself to be taken.
I must say, Ms. Lohan has made some outrageously stellar choices in friends. And when I say “friend” in Lindsay’s case what I mean is: people who would drug you, rape you, steal your wallet, hump your corpse, run over your dog, stab your grandmother, mooch your drugs, spit in your beer, leave you stranded, let your wear something that makes you look fat, screw your boyfriend, and possibly take unflattering and incriminating photos of you while you’re high on illegal substances. Real pals, that’s what I’m saying.
Lindsay, when you get out of rehab (if you get out) here’s a definition of a friend. Write this down, refer to it often, and make a mental note, for this information will serve you well in life.
A Friend is someone who looks out for you, who holds your secrets in confidence, who has your back when needed and who tells you the truth, not just what you want to hear. A friend is someone who would tell you if the guy you liked hit on them, rather than making out with them. A friend is someone who might take a silly photo of you, but also let’s you watch them delete it. A true friend is someone you can have fun with WHILE NOT fried out of your mind.
And ultimately Lindsay, a friend is someone who you choose, not who fate has chosen for you. A real friend doesn’t want anything from you, they don’t care about how much money you have or what you can do for them, they just care about you.
I think it’s safe to say that you don’t have any of these in your life, so how about you dump all these other a-holes and start all over? Your mom is not your friend, btw, that’s not her job. If she isn’t doing her job, you should fire her ass too.
Also, one last thing, in order to have a true friend, you need to be a true friend. Perhaps start with yourself and then work your way up to others, ‘cuz if you don’t like yourself, how can anyone else like you.
No need to thank me Lindsay, I’m just telling you what any person who actually cared about you should have told you long ago.
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Comment by gay — June 4, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
On a celebrity gossip site? No, I’m afraid there isn’t. But I hear CNN has some other exciting stories going on. You could check there.
Comment by dmdo1016 — June 4, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
Speaking of her friends, I see the classy folks from “News of the World” provide some alleged nasty quotes about other celebretards LL allegedly made in rehab! The quotes are said to be revealed by “a friend from Lindsay’s inner circle…”
Wow, another great friend! however, I’m guessing this is either
a) entirely made up, or
b) revealed by some scummy source inside this pricey rehab selling their soul for a few coins.
Seems hard to believe it would come from a “close friend” who just happens to also be in the same treatment facility at the same time, and is such a close, good friend that they would reveal intimate, private comments from a group session…
I feel celeb’s such as LL willingly put themselves in the public eye, and therefore are open to be mocked and scrutinized, but I definitely draw the line at reporting on anyone’s attendance at AA meetings. A pox on newspapers that would report on ANYONE, celeb or not, seeking help in an anonymous 12-step program. That hurts totally innocent, suffering folks that might shy from seeking help, concerned their anonymity (long-respected in the press until LL) may be violated. I was AMAZED and extremely disapointed that mainstream media reported that LL was “spotted” going to AA meetings a few months ago. A pox on them.
Comment by KrazyKat — June 4, 2007 @ 3:46 pm
Wise words… and for more than just Lindsay. This is allegory we can all relate to. Thanks. There is an old saying. “One is helpless against an enemy one does not recognize.”
Unfortunately, sociopaths operate by conning people into thinking they are your friend, they care, etc. and then they leave a trail of wreckage and laugh at you for being a fool and believing in them. Per a famous psychologist who studied such intra-species predators, he said, “Some people pull words out of their guts. These people pull words out of their coat pockets.”
In a world of actors, it is hard to know the difference. Having lived in several US cities and regions, I think LA is a far colder city than NY emotionally for all its sunny exterior, and the entertainment industry is the coldest and most inhuman of all. They want their ‘pound of flesh’, and you can take that in a lot of ways.
I think a lot of what we see is the ‘acting out’, reprocussions of prices that were paid naively thinking it would not matter, or worse, things the parents allowed/pushed them into with unscrupulous adults. I think this is part of the reason why you see such a pattern of overstimulated hypersexual ’stars’ trying to escape into ecstacy, oblivion, numbness, or wigging out (excuse the pun) like Britney. You cannot escape yourself. I think there is a very real reason Britney is angry at her mama.
Ultimately, you have to be your own best friend and sometimes your own protective parent. This lesson that is very hard to learn, but you just have to pick yourself up, forgive yourself, ‘fire the bastards’ and take your life back.
As the writer says, it has to begin with you. Unfortunately, as Lindsay desperately seeks positive ‘mirrors’ that comfort her, they are only mirages and manipulations. This Samantha ‘Daughter of Sam’ psychopath has an evil face. The photograph of her looking over the collapsed and vulnerable body of her friend and sometime lover in the car gave me the creeps. She looked like a vampire, and in a very real way, she is.
We are all vulnerable in this manner, being human. I’m rooting for Lindsay to gain self-control, take her life back, and get an industrial sized bag of garlic. She can start with her mama-pimp. People are magnetically if unconsiously drawn to those like their abusers. It’s called ‘trauma reinactment’. You can google this if you want to learn more. See also ‘traumatic bonding’.
Comment by Alexis — June 4, 2007 @ 3:52 pm
Excellent insight Alexis, thank you for sharing!
Comment by dmdo1016 — June 4, 2007 @ 4:41 pm
OK, I was curious about the whole “firecrotch” thing, and found that it has been only one since that all took place. In one year Lindsey has gone off the deep end with a rampage of drug abuse, drinking and a seemingly laundry list of guys that she has *ahem* associated with, making her virtually unemployable, Paris is incarcerated and all of Hollywood is cheering with every comedian and late night talk show host who makes her the butt of tasteless jokes, and I am not sure what Fat Elvis is doing, but I doubt it is anything more productive than the other two.
When I look at the lives of these young people, It makes me want to slap them stupid. Only I am afraid I am too late. They are all ready there.
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