Paris Freed From Jail, Big House Not Big Enough For Heiress
TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton, after spending only 3 days of her 23 day sentence, has been released from Lynwood Correctional Facility.
In some ways, just having to go to Lynwood was probably punishment enough for the pampered heiress. The celebutard, who rarely ventures out of her Beverly Hills, Malibu, Hollywood glam circuit, was forced to slum it in the slammer for violating her DUI driving suspension. Most people suspected she would be spring early, but perhaps not this early.
LA County have not officially stated the reason, but it may stem from a virulent outbreak of herpetitis that was traced back to Paris, or it could be the standard overcrowding issue.
TMZ, who has stalked Paris’ visit in the pokey with a criminalesque interested, has recounted that Paris suffered many indignities, including: Paris only received 3 blankets and had to use one as pillow thus leading to her to being cold and unable to sleep 
, Paris was forced to endure a cavity search which was probably harder on the guards than her, and it is reported that the food was so bad Paris ate very little.
And so, in conclusion Paris barely slept, barely ate and had her nethers groped. Isn’t this a typical day for her? Punishment my ass. It was also stated that many of the inmates were sympathetic to her plight telling her she didn’t deserve to be there and she looked good without her makeup and fake blue contacts. With this kind of treatment, we can expect Paris back behind bars before the next summer BBQ.
I would like to leave you with one parting sentiment that is running through my brain after hearing this news. Some lyrics from the great Joni Mitchell:
I was a free man in Paris
I felt unfettered and alive
There was nobody calling me up for favors
And no one’s future to decide
You know I’d go back there tomorrow
But for the work I’ve taken on
Stoking the star maker machinery
Behind the popular song
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All the hype about her going to jail and she’s let out after 3 days?! So much for not being treated like a “celebrity”! A medical condition is the reason for her being let out?… my ass. She beat the system just like we knew she would. Now she’s under house arrest? Must be awful having to live in her mansion, penthouse, or wherever the hell she lives , for the next month! What kind of punishment is that? This chic should be out there doing community service, shoveling shit somewhere. Anyone that feels sorry for this girl needs to get their head examined - she broke the law, walks around with her nose in the air, and deserves what she gets. And she’s now made a joke out of the judge who sent her to jail.
Comment by Michelle — June 7, 2007 @ 9:59 am
we all knew Paris wouldn’t last in jail! The “medical problem” shes having is definitly a cope out so she doesnt have to stay in jail. thats NOT hot!
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Comment by Pop dish — June 7, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
Paris Hiltons medical problem? Reality
Comment by Charles Bukowski — June 7, 2007 @ 1:24 pm
O.K. so now the news is saying that the reason for her medical leave is b/c her shrink went in and after speaking with Paris, diagnosed her as being on the verge of a nervous breakdown !! That’s why she was released. I’m not trying to sound insensitive but how many other people that are being incarcerated for the first time , feel as though they will have a nervous breakdown, but have to suck it up and deal with it. Hollywood needs to get off this kick about how sorry they feel for these young little rich girls. These little rich girls wouldn’t be in rehabs, getting DUI and drinking under age if they didn’t feel the need to attend every freakin’ party and club out there! They thrive on the attention (going out every night of the week getting the load on) and then cry the case of the “why me’s” when they get arrested for their bad behavior. Paris, Lindsay, Nicole and Britney are nothing but jokes.
Comment by Michelle — June 7, 2007 @ 4:51 pm
What….she couldn’t handle the “real world”? Poor thing….imagine having to deal with problems other than what lip gloss to wear when she goes out and gets falling down drunk.
I hope they reverse the decision and put her back.
Comment by k — June 7, 2007 @ 4:54 pm
joni mitchell ftw, at least.
Comment by cat — June 7, 2007 @ 10:55 pm