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06/18/2007 (12:09 pm)

Britney Spears, One Bad Habit Gone, 500 More To Go

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I was delighted to see the above photo of Ms. Spears. Not only is she showing us her IQ and that she’s number one, she also did something about her shideous nail situation.

brithands.jpgIf you’ll recall, in the past Brit-Brit had what I like to call trailer park claws: broken nails, chipped polish, gnarled hangnails and generally ugly hands. Which is fine if you are on your way to pick up food stamps, a carton of marlboros and some Huggies, but not so great when you are bajillionaire with a posse of peeps at your disposal.

We realize that Britney is busy watching Tater Tot and Small Fry in between sucking down purple flurps (that’s Nyquil and grape koolaid, y’all) but obviously she must have driven by one of those nail joints in L.A. and asked why so many petite Asians were “congragaten” in one spot and her cousin/handler/nannie/beyottch Allie told her that she could get her fugly hands all fixed up nice and purty like and BAM! Britney has a whole new look.

Of course she went for the wangsta-Creole style with ridiculous tips, but it’s a start. I think all in all, this is a sign that Britney is finally starting to come around. Now all she needs to do is trade in her current ride for a sweet Camaro, keep sportin’ the world WORST weave ever and her transformation into a higher level of backwoods Barbie will be complete.

Drop it like its hot Britney!

Posted by D
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  3. Yikes! Even the french manicure on her looks awful… too much white. Makes them look even more fake. AND what is up with flashing the finger? really? She is a mother of two, she needs to grow up already. Stop acting like a teenager. She is a celebrity, deal with the flashbulbs and the intrusions into your personal life - it goes with the territory. If she would stop putting herself out there and stay home with your sons for once in a blue moon - she wouldn’t find the need to flip off paparazzi. This girl is done. I never thought she was a great singer to begin with and now she’s just a poster child for rich white trash. I don’t see a comeback anywhere in sight.

    Comment by Michelle — June 19, 2007 @ 7:32 am

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  5. I couldn’t agree more Michelle. Hope as I might that she might have something left in her, it seems my hope is for naught.

    Comment by dmdo1016 — June 19, 2007 @ 6:15 pm

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  7. PWT!!! (pure white trash)

    Comment by Ashamed to be white — June 20, 2007 @ 2:57 pm

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