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06/22/2007 (10:25 am)

Jessica Biel Is Out Of This World

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Not only is she pounding Justin Timberlake’s schwang like a meat tenderizer, she also has the hottest body in the entire universe. Jessica Biel’s “bee-hind” is like a newly discovered planet, not only is round and perfectly proportioned, but it also has a mysterious and unknown quality to it. Unless of course your initials are J and T, in which case, you are likely aware of every hill, valley and foreign body of water.

For more unearthly pictures of Jessica Biel and some of the finest writing in the land, go visit CelebNewsWire. Tell ‘em some jackhole sent you!

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6 Comments »

  1. ew. thats all i have to say. shes actually not pretty.. at all

    Comment by heatherrawr(c) — June 22, 2007 @ 5:43 pm

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  2. hi how are you….

    Comment by mohammad khlouf — June 22, 2007 @ 6:59 pm

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  3. [...] cancelled? What did Jessica Alba say was so hard? They’re together again baby! She’s out of this world Lindsay Lohan and Star Jones?!!! The whore look really works for Rihanna OMG!!! Clay Aiken fans [...]

    Pingback by poponthepop.com — June 22, 2007 @ 10:49 pm

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  4. Heather, you seem a tad jealous. Jessica has a great shape. It’s muscular and not a size 2 that all of Hollywood seems to think is the norm. I think she looks great!

    Comment by LJ — June 26, 2007 @ 10:49 am

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  5. dear god.

    best post yet! (and you didnt even have to write anything)

    Comment by Sean — July 8, 2007 @ 9:12 am

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  6. Jessica Biel’s latest photo’s for GO Magazineprove that she has the best body in hollywood and probably the world.and she is beautiful also.

    Comment by Curlybob — July 12, 2007 @ 2:05 am

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