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06/22/2007 (10:09 am)

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty’s New PSA For Crack

These two crackheads (which is NOT a euphemism) have recorded a new video of the two of them attempting some kind of duet,doing the same song, but now while wearing some clothes they stole from George Harrison’s corpse.

Pete’s fiddling on the guitar and Kate’s like an ugly bird sitting on his shoulder whistling and cursing. That said, of all the couples in the world, these two are the most genuine and in love, because to tell you the truth, only love (and street-grade drugs) could keep these two together. Kate’s a complete mess and I’ve seen dumpsters AND homeless gentlemen with better hygiene than Pete.

So kids, if you are watching this, let this be a lesson to you. Crack is whack and unless you want to keep singing the same sorry tune looking like a couple of toothless back alley semen receptacles, you best just lay off the pipe.

Posted by D
Filed under: Attention Whores, Crackheads, Crazies, Pete and Kate

5 Comments »

  1. twat. leave them alone

    Comment by laura — June 22, 2007 @ 11:11 am

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  3. nice mouth Laura, you kiss your mom with that?

    Comment by dmdo1016 — June 22, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

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  7. you can barely write.

    Comment by Luke — June 23, 2007 @ 10:17 am

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  9. They are so gross

    Comment by john — June 24, 2007 @ 5:30 pm

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