Britney Smears The Good Name Of Gucci, Soils Chanel, Could Be Pregnant, Um OK!?!
Britney Spears, not to be outdone by Lindsay Lohan, has made a point of keeping her good name in the tabloids with all sorts of tawdryness.
Earlier (one post down to be exact) we discussed an interview Britney was doing with OK! Magazine, which was being touted as a “let it all hang out” sort of thing. Kind of like Britney’s outfits, but I digress y’all. Now before you get all in a twitter, it seems the handsome folks at Mollygood have some updates about that. Apparently it’s not as bad as it was first described, which in light of how bad is was first described is kind of a bummer. From an article in the Daily Mail:
She [Britney] was “completely out of it” during the shoot and the photos are so bad that to publish them could “kill her career”.
Apparently Britney was snapped with her eyes rolled back in her head. Her mood, they claim, was extremely erratic. The website reported: “She was also completely paranoid … fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her.”
She then ordered some fried chicken and when she’d finished eating, wiped her sticky fingers on a several-thousand dollar Gucci dress she was wearing for the shoot. Then, as a foul finale, Brit’s little lapdog pooped all over the floor, and she reportedly used a Chanel dress to mop it up.
So does this mean we won’t see Britney wipe KFC on Gucci, clean dogcrap with Chanel, and turn down hair and beauty professionals for her own “skanky” people? The same skanks who we know are trained in the art of whore chic and hillbilly haute couture. I mean gosh, just look at Britney, she is like some kind of Venus. You know, the planet made up of smelly, deadly gases.
Oh, and just in case that didn’t make you feel all sorts of queasy, there are additional rumors that little Brit-Brit (or as we like to think of her, Malibu’s own Daisy Mae) is pregnant. Again. And she doesn’t know the baby’s father. Which if you think about it, is kind of a good thing really because look how well the first two pregnancies turned out when we KNEW who the father was.
No offense SPF and JJ, just sayin’ is all.
Anyway, all in all, this was a good week for Glosslip to stop slacking off. I mean how fair is it to earn $1.35 a day and not do any work. It’s like grand larceny or something.
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Listen, y’all, I had a rough…coupla years and I’m still young and sexy and can get away with it..
*twitches*
*shoos imaginary bats away*
Aaand my babies are just fine! I’ve already taught jayden how to smoke and flip ppl off. I did’nt mess them up!
*light cigarette, takes it out, looks at it and eats it*
Mmmmmm tastes like fried chicken..
Comment by Brit — July 24, 2007 @ 7:46 pm
Yeah, she’s sexy alright
Comment by dmdo1016 — July 24, 2007 @ 7:58 pm
Just when you think the meltdown has ended it gets worse and worse.
Comment by KD Griffin — July 25, 2007 @ 9:29 pm
All I can say is, “How can you not love this woman?”.
When the head got shaved and the beating cars with an umberella started I just thought that there is one gal I can hang out with.
I mean, Britney, my heart is with you with your internal pain caused by the powerful undertow of the Hollywood entertainment machine clashing with your personal values (marriage, baby…I can see what your heart is really about!).
In the mean time, every emotion is a valid one. Let it all hang out, baby!!!!!!!
peace and love,
douglas in Seattle
Comment by Douglas A Mays — August 1, 2007 @ 2:19 pm