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07/24/2007 (9:53 am)

Lindsay Lohan Busted AGAIN on DUI and Cocaine Charges

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That’s right folks, Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of her 45-day stay in rehab was busted last night for speeding, driving while under the influence of alcohol AND she will likely be charged with conveyance, as she was found with cocaine on her person after she was taken into custody.

According to various sources AND of course TMZ, Lohan was arrested in Santa Monica in the early hours of Tuesday morning. Police received a tip of a car chasing another car and it appears it was Lindsay, intoxicated and coked out, doing the chasing. Here’s a list of the possible charges:

Lindsay Lohan was popped for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. Sources say her blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit.

Cops tell TMZ cocaine was found in her pants pocket.

Lindsay’s bail was set at 25K and she has since been released. This is Lindsay’s 2nd DUI and arrest in the past 3 months. She turned herself over to police just this past week for charges stemming from her May 31 crash and 1st DUI. Lindsay will likely do jail time considering the felonies she is facing for the narcotics possession. As for the SCRAM unit she was voluntarily wearing to detect alcohol in her system, well, needless to say that was NOT a deterent. The same could be said for her stay in rehab. Rehab is a real joke I’d say.

Okay, so like Wow! Just friggin’ holy mothereffing WOW!!! Could Lindsay Lohan be any more stupid, reckless, ignorant and pathetic? Wait, don’t answer that question, it was rhetorical. I want to feel sorry for her, I really do. Her mother is possibly the worst mother on record in the history of the human species. Her dad? Well, at least he’s tried to reach out to her, albeit WAY TOO late. And those around her, what kind of bloodsucking vampires must they be? Truly vile and truly evil.

Lindsay will not make it to her 22nd birthday. That’s not a predicition, that is a foregone conclusion. I dare HER to prove me wrong.

G*ddamn this crap is getting old.

Posted by D
Filed under: Crackheads, Crazies, Crimes and Punishment, Lindsay Lohan

2 Comments »

  1. Anybody can see that something terrible is worrying this girl.

    She does not need rehab, she needs a phsyciatrist badly.
    I feel sorry for her.

    Comment by Pink Panther — July 25, 2007 @ 5:47 am

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  3. I have quit YouTube and will be committing ritual suicide online.
    The Rock Star life is just too much for me.
    Here is my farewell video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mpkAdaG9yU

    Comment by Raymond Stolp — July 31, 2007 @ 5:21 pm

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