Avril Lavigne Gives Until It Hurts
Avril Lavigne gave a fabulous interview to the UK’s Q Magazine and Us Magazine shared some highlights. She was very open, refreshingly honest and shared some tremendous insight on her inner machinations.
In a list called “Avril’s Ten Commandments” she runs down through ten things we should all admire about her, least of which is her giving spirit. Enjoy!
On her generosity:
“I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ‘Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ‘workers,’ especially if they don’t make much money’.
Wow, where do I begin my dissection? Hey Avril, how about instead of sending them your filthy, hideous clothes, you send them some money. You know something useful. What makes you think mothers and babies who are starving and dehydrated want with your skull-infested attire? Your cranium is completely filled with rancid air isn’t it? Also, giving “stuff” to your ‘workers” ? How magnanimous. Maybe if you’d give them some money they wouldn’t be in the “they don’t make much money” category, you unrelenting whore.
On dealing with her incredible success:
“Selling 24 million albums hasn’t really affected me, but it has changed things. I can’t walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won’t get hassled. But that’s OK. I was born to do this, and so I’ve learned how to cope.”
Hey C-rag, if it hasn’t affected you, how come you need to mention the number of records you sold? And btw, people turn their heads to look at you because they are disgusted that someone so annoying is allowed to dine in an establishment for humans. Pig troughs are outside skank. There’s something else your were born to do also: kiss my ass. So how about you starting living up to your birthright!
On her competition:
“Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I’m tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It’s good if you’re not easily ignored. And I’m not.”
Say what you want about Kelly Clarkson, but she hasn’t bent to the will of the music industry, unlike your fake, cheap, tired ass. What was all that crap you used to spout about wanting to make music, and not caring about being some kind of sex symbol? My real “faux leather purse” is more genuine than you or your rhetoric. And yes, you are easily ignored, except when I have some angst to release, for which you are most useful, you diseased tramp.
And last but not least…
On her polarizing personality:
“People love me and people hate me, but I’m comfortable in my own skin and that’s what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you’re the loser, not me.
Well, I do hate you and whether or not I am a loser is of no consequence. What matters is you are a grating, arrogant, snotty, skeevy, fork-tongued brat who desperately needs to have a large patch of her hair snatch off the top of her head…and I am just the loser to do it.
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…and she’s Canadian! Yay!
Comment by the commentator — September 10, 2007 @ 7:20 pm
Hi!
I think you’re so fucking wrong about her! Isn’t it good that’s she’s comfortable in her own skin and feel comfortable in her own stile that you hate so much just because your not you don’t have to pick on her!!!
And isn’t it better do do something about that hurricane and help!? It’s better than do just sit there and do nothing like a diva that you say she is!
And the most important thing is that you don’t know her!! Ok!? Think if she’s the nicest and kindest women in the whole world! Or she maybe is a huge diva that doesn’t care about anyone but her self!
But i don’t think that she’s so horrible that so many says i think she is a good person!
She parties alot and stuff but she doesn’t take drugs! And she’s a healthy person!
Comment by Avril_roxs! — September 12, 2007 @ 8:11 am
She´s a fucking bitch i hate her so much!!!!
thank God the world knows now the horrible and disgusting person she is, i hope she stops copying other people songs, as she did on girlfriend, be original you stupid ass!!!!
Comment by Somebody — September 17, 2007 @ 10:32 am