Angelina Jolie Thinks Brad Pitt Should Be Quiet and Look Pretty
Sweet mother of mercy, Angelina Jolie isn’t just a she-devil in the sack, she’s also a money-grubbing hellcat.
According to an article in the New York Daily News, Angelina was overheard speaking to a ‘tall, muscular male’ about her and her partner, Brad Pitt’s, divergent financial viewpoints. A source claims to have heard Ms. Jolie say the following while enjoying a glass of wine at the bar of the Waldorf Astoria in New York on Sept. 5:
“I won’t talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid,” she said. “Someone has to make the big decisions, though. He’ll put money into things — but it’s bizarre! It doesn’t always make sense to me.”
“The reality is, we’re not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions. Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty.”
And so what can you say about that? Brad’s never been known for being a “real man of genius.” In fact, some might call him a dim-bulb. I for one, applaud Angelina’s heartless, cold and calculating scheming. Why should the father of her adopted children and a sometimes sperm donor be privvy to the financial empire she is planning to build without his knowledge. I mean, you heard Angie, Brad’s ‘finacially stupid.’
I mean other than making close to $175 million dollars in the last twelve years, clearly the guys a real money loser. Especially when you compare it to Angelina’s $59 million. I mean I can see her concern, particularly when you think about how she spends her cash:
“Save one-third, live on one-third and give away one-third.”
According to my calculations that means she’s worth about $17 million. And what of Brad’s investments and spending habits? Hmmm…his production company Plan B (the one he started with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston) produced Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, with the film grossing $473 million worldwide. Not bad for a day’s work. But then again, he also produced A Mighty Heart and allowed Angelina to play the lead instead of ex-wife Aniston, who was slated for the role, and that only grossed $9 million in the US. So, I can see what Angelina’s saying about Brad and him putting “money into things - but it’s bizarre.”
Clearly, Angie is the money wizard in this team, and by wizard I mean opportunistic beeyotch.
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I heard a long time ago that Angelina enjoys the “perks” of donating her money. It’s a major tax write off and she can also write off her travels as well so what gives? Personally…and I’ve had this feeling since she and Brad hooked up, I believe she only took on Brad for financial gain. Just look at how quickly she got pregnant with Shiloh and adopted more kids. She is smart! Dirty smart! And I’ll bet she is all over him to buy lots of homes together…obviously for more financial gain. Brad should watch out and be careful but who cares, he deserves whatever he’s in for with Angelina. Deep down she wants him to pay. Even women who brake up marriages, deep down want to make the man suffer. It’s natural…and any woman out there would probably agree with me.
Comment by Tammy — September 12, 2007 @ 4:15 pm
I just love the way you write your articles and argue the facts. I have never liked AJ and not because she broke a marriage. Her donations (and especially in the beginnig of her relationship with Pitt) were almost forced down to us..look what i do and you don’t. For every million she gives away, i’m sure she makes 10, due to publicity, photos etc. She is getting credit for Brad’s success of the latest projects when he had already started those with his ex-wife. She said in an interview that Shiloh was an accident and later she denied it and made this big fuzz about how they planned her (and that showed Aniston even more cruel for her supposevly not wanting children- sth she has denied over & over again & forced to do so due to these two fools). I feel for Brad sometimes b/c his lack of high intelligece made him to be with a woman like AJ-who although is georgeous, is self-absorbed, cotrol freak and very often i have found her to be way too evil.
Thanks for this site..keep up the good work.
Comment by d — September 13, 2007 @ 5:29 pm
The above picture is clear cut proof of the Biblical truth not only of “you reap what you sow” but “the wages of sin is death”. Angelina is wasting away to practically thin air and brad pitt well again look at the photo. there isn’t a sliver of dreams hoped for in his eyes or hers. Walking corpses, what a tragedy. There but for the Grace of GOD people, there but for the Grace of GOD. If only they would repent. (I.E. admit thier sin and ask for forgiveness for it) Instead of allowing thier denial of and self righteous justification of thier sin to eat away at their very souls. Look at thier eyes people, such windows of glazen dispair screaming from within and only so few with ears to hear. Thank GOD for the Salvation which is found only in CHIST JESUS (THE LORDS CHRIST)
Comment by aaeoni — September 14, 2007 @ 1:50 pm
I can’t believe grown adults actually believe every tidbit of gossip that is offered up for public consumption! Quit being so gullible! Clearly Brad has done quite well for himself financially and is a smart businessman - and undoubtedly Angelina knows that - so why would you believe such a stupid story!? Some unnamed ’source’ says they overheard something and you all run to the trough and gobble it up like the gossip swine that you are.
If she’s as cold and calculating as you twits want to believe she is, then she wouldn’t be stupid enough to say such things in public about Brad.
Either way, the story doesn’t float. It’s a sinker.
Comment by You must be kidding — September 15, 2007 @ 5:41 am