Britney Spears To Pay K-Fed 20K A Month In Spousal Support
Hot damn! And the hits just keep on coming for Britney Spears.
According to this report, new documents were filed in court by Britney’s lawyer Laura Wasser stating that Britney will pay her ex-husband and prolific sperm donor Kevin Federline $20K a month until death or until Kevin remarries. Kevin Federline had been receiving spousal support payments, but that was scheduled to end in November. It seems a new arrangement has been made. Also in the report was this little gem:
“…it was revealed that Federline’s spousal support was scheduled to run out in November, and that he has “no net income after business expenses.” In the same papers, Spears’ monthly income was estimated at $737,868 a month.”
Seems Shifty McShiftless really hit the jackpot by knocking up ol’ Brit-Brit. Homeboy has no discernible assets to speak of and is basically a lay-about. What else is new.
There are two things that really stick out in my mind about this whole situation. Kevin Federline is an absolute worthless piece of dog crap, and Britney Spears has the most atrocious taste in men. Seriously, you’re Britney Spears. Do you not have that little dignity and self-worth to marry a person who brings ABSOLUTELY nothing to the table? Besides, what kind of grown hetero man becomes a back-up dancer anyway? I’m not trying to hate on the profession, but I watched FAME, and if I learned anything, it’s that professional dancing is for gay men, and 9 times out 10, gay, black men.
White men can’t dance, unless their gay and so therefore Kevin Federline truly has no skillz. Unless you count that fry-cook job he had in that commerical, and even that’s a stretch.
I feel sorry for Britney. She really is becoming the next Anna Nicole. She’s surrounded herself with users and abusers. Jeebus, when is the intervention going to take place?
UPDATE: TMZ has more on this matter, it seems Wankster von Wigginator will NOT be paid indefinitely. Whew, that’s a relief. We were afraid the Britster might have to cut back on her Redbull and Doritos.
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At 10~ million a year thats not much to brit… I wish I was Kevin though!
Comment by Baby Milo — September 17, 2007 @ 10:48 am