A Contract Hit On Kevin Federline? Even Britney’s NOT That Crazy, Right?
Entertainment Tonight is reporting that the FBI is investigating leads that there may have been a professional contract out to whack Kevin Federline. That sort of makes my earlier line about “the hits just keeping on coming” for Britney, somewhat prophetic huh?
Yeah, so it appears Britney’s main “Wanksta” had a credible threat against his life. I can see his career maybe, but why they gotta do the K-Fed like that? Hey, a playa’s gotta play yo, but that’s no reason to kill a guy. From the ET story:
ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE’s life. Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger. Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau’s standard operating procedure when someone’s life is threatened. ET has been working this story for the past two months. When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation.
ET’s been working on the story for the past two months huh? That seems suspicious. When has a celeb site EVER sat on an explosive story like that for two months without even a peep being leaked?
Without any further details available, all we can do is speculate, which if you think about it, is all we do around here anyway. So, without further ado, allow us to speculate as to what the backstory to this might be?
Who on earth would hate K-Fed enough to have him whacked? Tony Soprano? Could be, now with K-Fed’s acting career is taking off I can see a lot of character actors being concerned, and dare I say, jealous. I mean think about it, who better to play that bit part as the “crack-dealer” on those various detective shows? And what about the part of “low-rent punk?” It’s completely unfair that all these juicy roles are going to go to the Federator, when so many other seasoned actors should be eligible for these plum roles. Truthfully, any actor in Hollywood right now could be a suspect. Kevin Federline is THAT good.
Then there’s Kevin’s ex-baby momma, Shar Jackson. Granted, she’s pretty busy trying to get her rap career going so that may not leave her enough time to organize a professional hit, but homegirl is also a multi-tasker. It takes a busy “lady” to have four kids with two baby-daddy’s before you are 28, but it certainly helps when you start at age 15. Suffice it to say, while Shar is clearly a “hard-working” woman, she’s probably not a killer.
We would be remiss in leaving out the entire rap community as having a motive. No single other performer has done more to soil the good name of rap with such a limited range of talent and musicality than Kevin Federline. He’s almost solely responsible for Kanye beating down Fiddy in their race for first place. Well, that and Kanye’s hissy fits. I’m just keepin’ it real aight?
I think that about covers the list of suspects, because other that the half a million people I just mentioned, I can’t think of a SINGLE soul who doesn’t absolutely adore the national treasure that is K-Fed.
I only wish out military weren’t so tied up right now, otherwise we could assign them the task of protecting this rare gift of extraordinary talent. Bush is such a selfish prick. Where are his priorities dammit!
(ps. No real K-Feds were hurt in the making of this post, or the above pic. Original pic found here)
Update:Â Sadly, this case appears to be closed and there are no credible threats currently pending against K-Fed.
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Pingback by GlossLip » Britney Spears Will Lose Custody Of Children Due To Safety Concerns — September 17, 2007 @ 7:30 pm
Um, K-Fed posed for that picture for a fashion photographer, if you have a problem, take it up with him.
Comment by dmdo1016 — September 18, 2007 @ 7:12 am
I DO NOT LIKE HER. BUT HE IS TRASH. YOU CAN DRESS THEM UP,GIVE THEM MONEY AND THEY STILL (LIKE MANY )ARE NOT FAR FROM THE TRAILER.
Comment by TERI — September 20, 2007 @ 3:22 pm